Alpaca

i eat grass n stuff

[Alpaca @xAlpacas]

#KenGriffinLied #WantedMan

[Alpaca @xAlpacas]

Wanted to do this for a long time, but had to wait for the right partner. Rushed this entire platform out within a few months, great job by the team. Try it out for free, I use the strategy now personally - it's that easy and effective.

[Trade Easier @TradeEasier_]

8-Chapter (week) course system, taught by a 38-year Wall Street licensed portfolio manager. Chapter One is free, sign up today!

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[Alpaca @xAlpacas]

LMAO Kevin O Leary vs @Bitboy_Crypto showdown😂😂

[Kevin O'Leary aka Mr. Wonderful @kevinolearytv]

Bring it on #bozo I eat guys like you for lunch unless there are too many calories. I’m trying to keep my #adonis figure in shape!

[Alpaca @xAlpacas]

Long on $GRND 💀💀

[GURGAVIN @gurgavin]

GRINDR WENT PUBLIC VIA SPAC TODAY SHARES UP 300% + SO FAR $GRND

[Tom Emmer @GOPMajorityWhip]

Interesting. @GaryGensler runs to the media while reports to my office allege he was helping SBF and FTX work on legal loopholes to obtain a regulatory monopoly. We're looking into this.

[Alpaca @xAlpacas]

@bordeauxyoutube wut an inspuraton 2 us

[Alpaca @xAlpacas]

@vAlienated fair enough, i dont use twitter a ton so i think its going to be a pass from me but waiting for others to give feedback on it

[Alpaca @xAlpacas]

what is the vibe? are we all giving Elon our money for verification?

[Alpaca @xAlpacas]

new CoD campaign is actually decent, degen season is here

[Alpaca @xAlpacas]

@ShellyRoper1 @subaru_usa Thank you ❤️ Got it figured out pretty quick with roadside assistance!

[Alpaca @xAlpacas]

RIP to Cleetus

Lost power after sending it up a windy up-ramp shifting from 3rd to 4th gear at 5700 RPMs. Barely starts or idles.

After a @subaru_usa dealer appt on Friday.. Subaru will be losing a lifelong owner/driver. Plethora of electrical issues. #lemon

old WRX > new WRX

[Alpaca @xAlpacas]

@SalMemeLord confirmation biases

[Alpaca @xAlpacas]

Exactly as theorized... Whoever was saying otherwise 🤡🤡🤡 Numbers don't lie, but grifters do.

[Tremaynecollins001 @TradesTrey]

Historical IV also hit lows it hasn't seen in months

Every time IV has gotten this low, stock price increases

IV goes down with re-balancing of call/put chain (not too many of either) and less volatility

Would've liked IV to drop a bit lower, but looks really promising

[Alpaca @xAlpacas]

#KenGriffinLied #WantedMan

[Alpaca @xAlpacas]

Biden White House looking to reduce nicotine levels in tobacco products

Tell me you know you won't get re-elected without telling me

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Michigan officially becomes 14th state to mandate personal finance education before high school graduation.

[Whiteboard Podcast @Whiteboard_Pod]

At 1:30pm EST today, the first episode releases with @TradesTrey and @masked_investor!

Catch the premiere here NOW! https://t.co/ySBzlgJA3h

Get the extended cut on Spotify! https://t.co/Me0xy7xLvT

[Dmod @TeamDmod]

👋Welcome to Dmod v2!

☑️Dmod is officially ready for base-level moderation operation within your Discord server TODAY!

✅Coded in Deno for optimization and stability.

▶️Invite to your server here: https://t.co/N1ATAKCgcz

[Alpaca @xAlpacas]

Revolutionizing the Discord bot and moderation community by utilizing @rustlang

[Dmod @TeamDmod]

The genesis is approaching.

gen·e·sis
/ˈjenəsəs/ - noun
the origin or mode of formation of something.
Ex: "The genesis of @TeamDmod is coming soon."

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@PPathole @wholemars The San Francisco office of the SEC were shameless puppets of Wall St shortseller sharks, while doing nothing to protect actual shareholders. That is why I lost all respect for them.