andrew (54% evil)

if you see this drink some water he/him

[andrew (54% evil) @xAnduck]

on days i’m rlly sleepy i will secretly feed my girl gluten, that way when i’m using her tummy as a pillow later, it will make rain and thunder ASMR sounds to carry me off to slumber

[andrew (54% evil) @xAnduck]

@BNONews @Kalshi you were the last good thing on twitter. now you support gambling. cowards.

[andrew (54% evil) @xAnduck]

@UncleBenRIP a slim jim from store :)

[andrew (54% evil) @xAnduck]

@UncleBenRIP can i build a playpen

[andrew (54% evil) @xAnduck]

@gnatsroom ….,

[andrew (54% evil) @xAnduck]

out on a stroll and you can’t stop me

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@gnatsroom hey birds have those!

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threw out my shoulder hoopin and hollering for the home team

[andrew (54% evil) @xAnduck]

@hmmchile i’m damn near in the exact same position and i took the hit and went to pay it online and they said “oh btw go overnight mail a cashiers check :)”

[andrew (54% evil) @xAnduck]

@ifarded69 real

[andrew (54% evil) @xAnduck]

i see videos of people in shoes on sandy surfaces and i cringe and squirm into a ball and hibernate for 2-5 hours

[andrew (54% evil) @xAnduck]

@gnatsroom i fear those lil guys may have already imprinted on you at this point, i’m just glad they’re well looked after

[andrew (54% evil) @xAnduck]

gamer hours

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@anothrsadartist doubt

[andrew (54% evil) @xAnduck]

@grovymango i bet you could play a killer game of don’t let the balloon touch the floor in that spacious area

[andrew (54% evil) @xAnduck]

candy flipped a helium &whip-it combo and my voice inverted#⃝꙰⃝꙰⃝꙰⃝꙰⃝꙰⃝꙰⃝꙰⃝꙰⃝꙰⃝꙰⃝꙰⃝꙰⃝꙰⃝꙰⃝꙰⃝

[andrew (54% evil) @xAnduck]

@AyeQuantum fortnight :)

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burger king chicken alfredo

[andrew (54% evil) @xAnduck]

@deadlymae call someone ‘lil bro�� and watch them meltdown

[andrew (54% evil) @xAnduck]

@mmmorgant you’re bearable!

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jail breaking the heater at the hotpot place