Bug Jongler ඞ

aroace, transmasc, body horror enthusiast, lover of critters, professional fumbler, winner of the neighbour of the year award . All/any

-proshedtwt dnf/dni-

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Looking kinda crummy today but I don't really wanna go out today so it's fine

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Had a dream I drank a sugar free peach flavoured redbull

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@idioticwhimsy Eggs or smth idk they're wonderful but they genuinely make me groan

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@idioticwhimsy 'Well technically it should be easier since you're only carrying half the weight' SHUT THE FUCK UP RED OMG

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@idioticwhimsy I need to throw tomatoes at them they suck so bad </3

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@BugClutch Oh my god dont get me started on red they make me want to bash my head against a wall

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@idioticwhimsy Sometimes they need to stfu

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Gordi watching his brother kill and eat one of the last remaining soliders

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I used to have this crewmate that I used to pour milk on and suck the milk out of them. I used to slam them against walls and they would make a loud thud

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@Minters344715 @TarchumkTarchle 'B-but Doctor! Scribbling on sedated patients is medical malpractice!'

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You talk tough for someone who lays on a hill in their underwear and cries

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Look at this photograph

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@fangrlthrulife You rocky! Yum! [:

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@The_Regal_Raven Sitting w the corvids and comparing each of our brightly coloured objects

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@s8n Ouuughhh,,,sour :[

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Guy on tv asked a kid what the capital of australia was and the lil bloke said 'A'

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She's kneading my legs but she's doing it with her claws out and I love her far too much to move

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@f_intothevoid I looove knuckles the finger man

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@49eerfc Becoming one

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Sir, can I try rizzing you up