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Mirth & Merriment

[straight shooter @xCHROMEBOYSx]

When hiding in a toilet goes wrong

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

STUCK WHERE?!?!? Firefighters in Kansas City were forced to cut apart a portable toilet after a man somehow became trapped beneath the seat in a strange rescue.

[Καλός @realKalos]

How it feels to work as a high school janitor.

[straight shooter @xCHROMEBOYSx]

He's moving to Thailand

[Clavicular @Clavicular0]

My new strategy is going to be Geomaxing. The United States is far too brutal of a dating market to compete in, so im going to geomax to countries with poor economies to mog people.

[straight shooter @xCHROMEBOYSx]

@GranTorinoDSA Libtard glasses

[straight shooter @xCHROMEBOYSx]

@MysteryGrove One must imagine the free subscriber happy

[straight shooter @xCHROMEBOYSx]

@C0unterSignal @ThoughtCrimes80 @ChineseSwag For a snack sure

[LT Jonathan Kendrick @PlisskenPatriot]

> invents rap
> leaves

[Chilly Chud @girltummyfan]

“New Balance 990s. The left hates this.”

“I haven’t heard the left say anything about them.”

“Their silence speaks volumes.”

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

“You guys would have loved Shinzo. I called him Honest Abe, you know his last name was Abe right? And he wasn’t the first Honest Abe, frankly he was the second. But he was my friend.”

[Bunts @soylennial]

my trans kid watching me come back to the 140° car to grab another cigar and head back to the casino

[Hood Action News @BAPingLoud]

Be honest with me do I pass as Southern Italian or Romanian

[straight shooter @xCHROMEBOYSx]

Libtards are so evil it makes me sick

[detty @0ddette]

🚨 Keir Starmer announces bedtime of 9 pm for 25-40 year olds in new safeguarding measure

[straight shooter @xCHROMEBOYSx]

I recommend the five heads of success

[Jack @Jackkk]

Shaquille O’Neal shares the mindset he uses to deal with criticism

“I call it the five hands of stress”

“I only care about my mother, my children, my organization and my money. It don’t get past five”

“If none of these people got anything bad to say about you, why do you care what ‘they’ say? You can’t even identify who ‘they’ are”

“If you try to identify every individual person inside the ‘they’ corporation, you’re gonna be working all day and you’re gonna be stressed out and it’s gonna mess up your mentals”

“So if you turn it off, you won’t have a problem”

[straight shooter @xCHROMEBOYSx]

Teachers deserve less

[Travis Akers 🇺🇸 @travisakers]

Elon Musk: Trillionaire

Jeff Bezos: Billionaire

Public School Teachers: Can anyone help me get some pencils for my students?

[straight shooter @xCHROMEBOYSx]

Smoking weed with a big back torta on facebook live

[John Carter @martianwyrdlord]

Actually, I do think we should hate the Thomson family. They're the preeminent members of Canada's vampiric Laurentian elite, and next to the CBC their rag is the primary vehicle by which boomerlibs are mindraped into clapping like trained seals for the disinheritence of their children and grandchildren.

Since the Globe is propped up by taxpayer subsidy, it is effectively state media. I strongly suspect that their little empire is entirely a result of regulatory capture. They're just rotten oligarchs who have turned the government into their own little wealth pump.

Unlike Musk, they produce nothing, bring nothing new into the world, and do not even have the courage to put their faces out there in public. Most Canadians have never even heard of them. They lurk in the shadows, gathered around the black hole of their family wealth, farming the country's citizens like cattle.

[straight shooter @xCHROMEBOYSx]

Sensitive Young Man

[RT @RT_com]

Famous gorilla Kiyomasa falls into deep contemplation after spat with mate — caught on camera in Japanese zoo

[straight shooter @xCHROMEBOYSx]

Finna cop this drawing of zendaya as a hat

[straight shooter @xCHROMEBOYSx]

I prefer tubi