𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐇 𝐒𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑

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❝⠀𝐁𝐄 𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐅𝐔𝐋, 𝐉𝐄𝐃𝐈. . .⠀❞

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[𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐇 𝐒𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 @xCallidus]

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❝　𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇 𝐈𝐒 𝐀 𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐂𝐘 !　❞

〃 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗧𝗪𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗜𝗘𝗧𝗛 𝗦𝗜𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥。
　 𝘐𝘯𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘰𝘳 ╱ 𝘪𝘯𝘷𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘨𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘳
─ 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘬𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘵𝘩𝘴
　　　 𝘴𝘸𝘳𝘱 ╱ 𝘰𝘤。

　　 ❪ ↻　﹢　♡ ❫

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[𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐇 𝐒𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 @xCallidus]

alcoholism

[𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐇 𝐒𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 @xCallidus]

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And people wonder why 20th
and her fellow Inquisitors have
such 𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐫 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 all the
blasted time, by the Force. . .

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[𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐇 𝐒𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 @xCallidus]

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Guess who has just returned
from the most 𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠, tedious
crime–solving assignment to
𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 exist in all of history—?

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[𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐇 𝐒𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 @xCallidus]

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❝ So little imagination— ❞

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[𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐇 𝐒𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 @xCallidus]

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❝ And to think I was once
part of the Jedi Order. . .

Silly little 𝐤𝐢𝐝𝐧𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐝 me— ❞

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[𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐇 𝐒𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 @xCallidus]

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Hardly, the picture has already
been deleted from her datapad.

Not to mention, she has seen
far more attractive men than
a poor broken soul like him
could ever even hope to be—

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[𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐇 𝐒𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 @xCallidus]

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He must be near a window.

How else would her
informants have alerted
her to this crime of his—?

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[𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐇 𝐒𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 @xCallidus]

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That would be a charge
of indecent exposure to
add his criminal record—

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[𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐇 𝐒𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 @xCallidus]

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In her dreams, 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞—

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[—— 𝖷𝖸𝖱𝖨𝖠𝖲 𝖬𝖮𝖭𝖳𝖠𝖱𝖨. @MalignCommander]

Definitely not.

Switch is more accurate but she will be a top if she gets her hands on her. ;)

[𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐇 𝐒𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 @xCallidus]

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Agreed, they are 𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐞—

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[𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐇 𝐒𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 @xCallidus]

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Ohhh, masks are so edgy. . .

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[𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐇 𝐒𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 @xCallidus]

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He is already disrespecting
her 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 just by wearing it—

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[𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐇 𝐒𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 @xCallidus]

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Well, for starters. . .

He looks utterly ridiculous—

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[𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐇 𝐒𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 @xCallidus]

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No amount of bacta is
fixing that, not quickly
at the very least. . .

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[𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐇 𝐒𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 @xCallidus]

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Well. . .

He can actually make
funny jokes after all—

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[𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐇 𝐒𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 @xCallidus]

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Seven separate fractures. . .

𝐎𝐮𝐜𝐡—

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[𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐇 𝐒𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 @xCallidus]

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Probably a bottom too—

( ????????? )

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[—— 𝖷𝖸𝖱𝖨𝖠𝖲 𝖬𝖮𝖭𝖳𝖠𝖱𝖨. @MalignCommander]

Yeah, she’s a screamer. And what?

[𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐇 𝐒𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 @xCallidus]

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Her. . . ?

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[𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐇 𝐒𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 @xCallidus]

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Don't mind her limping—

( It has nothing to do with
her foot making sudden,
highly violent 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫-𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐧
contact with a structuraly
sound section of her ship )

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