Alfred Jones

I got one hand on the bottle, and one foot in the grave. The Rebel to @xAlfredFJones Yankee. Father of little miss @xTeraHJones.

[Alfred Jones @xConfredJones]

Immortality has its perks, doesn’t it.

[Alfred Jones @xConfredJones]

I’m aware. Same one you’ve had for years. Couldn’t expand your wardrobe, I take it?

[Alfred Jones @xConfredJones]

Likewise. A pleasure talkin with ya.

[Alfred Jones @xConfredJones]

Now you’re just bein cold. Though I should’ve expected such.

How’s your next phase of world mass genocide?

[Alfred Jones @xConfredJones]

Ah, y e s. That glorious nickname. Thank ya ever so kindly.

[Alfred Jones @xConfredJones]

........ I took ya to Kentucky Fried Chicken upon your request.

[Alfred Jones @xConfredJones]

Izumi. I helped rid ya of those demons inside ya. I destroyed ya hat. I made ya Southern food.

[Alfred Jones @xConfredJones]

Now you’re just being ridiculous. It’s South. Confred. Ya lived in my house for two years.

[Alfred Jones @xConfredJones]

Half Pint, it’s me.

[Alfred Jones @xConfredJones]

Very funny.

[Alfred Jones @xConfredJones]

Last time I checked, I ain’t Canadian.

[Alfred Jones @xConfredJones]

@xIwoJima I hope ya recognize ya still speakin the same nonsense as before.

[Alfred Jones @xConfredJones]

I have the slightest idea of what any of that means.

[Alfred Jones @xConfredJones]

I didn't come back to be subjected to such harassment.

[Alfred Jones @xConfredJones]

@xIwoJima -- sides, sending him off into a faster trot.

[Alfred Jones @xConfredJones]

@xIwoJima "You and I both. I've caused enough trouble, yet trouble always seems to find me. Funny how that works." He chuckled before pointing up ahead of them. "The trail moving forward is straight for a bit. Care to go faster?" He flashed her a small smirk before kicking his horse's --

[Alfred Jones @xConfredJones]

@Artia_Kirkland "Pardon me for bein unprepared, I wasn't expectin anybody." Was his Southern code of saying 'how dare you show up unannounced or uninvited.' "To what do I owe the pleasure?"

[Alfred Jones @xConfredJones]

@Artia_Kirkland "I don't all time for all that Celsius nonsense, and it would have to freeze over before it snowed in Louisiana." His eyebrows raised in surprise at her blunt compliment on his appearance. "Ah, thank ya...kindly." He opened the door up fully rather reluctantly, inviting her in.--

[Alfred Jones @xConfredJones]

@Artia_Kirkland Confred furrowed his eyebrows, peeked his head out, and squinted at the scenery for good measure just to make sure he wasn't insane. "Freezin? Sweetheart, it's 80 degrees outside. If anythin, ya should be sweatin." He paused. "And yes, ya did. I was in the middle of a shower."

[Alfred Jones @xConfredJones]

@Artia_Kirkland -- and quickly put on some clothes before hurrying down the stairs. "I'm comin, I'm comin!" The Southerner opened the door, only to frown in irritation upon seeing who was on the other side. "One was enough, ya know."