Costco Daddy

$1.50 Hot Dogs and Baddies

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America is back baby

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@CuffsTheLegend We don’t miss when it comes to pizza

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kinda un-American I can’t buy weed at Costco yet

we all want the Kirkland kush

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$1.50 🌭 now and forever

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Costco on a Saturday is everything

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Costco full of good deals and milfs

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Gas prices going up again which means nothing because I don’t own a horse or know anything about busses

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I fucks with a $4.99 chicken

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Ok peasants now you can come into the store

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@omgsidewalks A day without music is a day without life

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Don’t be a rookie at Costco it’ll give chicks the ick

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executive membership aura

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Flashing my executive membership card on you brokies

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Costco was heavy on the milfs today

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@deltaozzimo Guns are a problem in society

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Don’t have sex with people who support data centers

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hotdogs and bongloads for lunch

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Twitter is the cigarettes of social media

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How I stare at people in Costco who forgot how to walk

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we used to be a proper country