Damio 🤺

ghost writer, silly guy, cat dad, nuisance, #1 yearner

[Damio 🤺 @xDamio]

They just released an update that lets you filter your group chat members

[Damio 🤺 @xDamio]

This post is sponsored by hot dogs

[Damio 🤺 @xDamio]

She Joey on my chest till I nut

[naut 🐝🇵🇷 @RMNAUT]

its been 24+ hours

COME OUTSIDE PUSSY

[Starlight 💫 (twitch.tv/x0starlight) @x0Starlight]

“i’m engaged!” “i’m pregnant!” “i just bought a house!” yeah well im gonna watch The Odyssey in IMAX

[ᾶσχτ (âsht) @utilitaryan]

Napoleon would often take time away from his official duties to engage in playful, childlike games with his wife.

[Damio 🤺 @xDamio]

@CultureCrave @SquanchGames PC!

[Damio 🤺 @xDamio]

@SlopariusFunn Hey man I got bullied in high school it’s not cool for you to say I’m from Ohio

[Damio 🤺 @xDamio]

Just ordered chipotle in the shower. They hate to see a white boy in motion like me

[Damio 🤺 @xDamio]

@SlopariusFunn My bad bro your mom wanted to stay over

[MoshiMoshiMoan @MoshiMoshiMoan]

It's 2029
You just bought a PS6
It cost 1200 dollars
All games are digital
They each cost 80 dollars
You have 4 in your library
Yesterday it was 5 but Sony removed one
They offered no refund, its just gone
You'd strangle yourself with the controller cord but its wireless

[Jorge @djodjeee_]

Richie from The Bear is a top 5 TV show character of all time im serious

[john @johnsemley3000]

top life tip: literally nobody is thinking about you. you are barely perceived. nobody is observing or regarding you.

[Silly Little Guy @Czar_Of_Silly]

Kirby should have a little bush

[ﾟ✧ﾟ mothemi ﾟ✧ﾟ @kvwviiju]

‘me too’ U will never be him. U could only hope to achieve his level of whimsy and light. he likes being called good boy because he IS a good boy. u just have a boner. look at him. his boner is in his heart

[Damio 🤺 @xDamio]

Car Crash Baby might be the best song on the new @madeon album

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

HE DON’T MISS

[Brownies & Lemonade🍫🍋 @TeamBandL]

meanwhile in paris, madeon is ripping pop culture live

what a rare moment✨

[Madeon @madeon]

VICTORY OUT NOW
https://t.co/tbrf8lfFWa

[porter robinson @porterrobinson]

new madeon album in the 24 hours life is so beautiful sometimes

[Damio 🤺 @xDamio]

My future wife when I don’t listen to her advice and it goes poorly just like she said it would