Héderváry Daniel

My hair is long because the lovely ladies like it that way. | ᴀᴘʜ ɴʏᴏ ʜᴜɴɢᴀʀʏ

[Héderváry Daniel @xDaniHedervary]

Hello ladies.

Look at your man.

Now back to me.

Now back at your man.

Now BACK to me..

Sadly, he isn't me.

But if he stopped using ladies' scented body wash and switched to Old Spice AND have the 280 character limit instead of 140, then MAYBE be could be similar to me.

[Héderváry Daniel @xDaniHedervary]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 15 Jul 2013 (via @twi_age).

[Héderváry Daniel @xDaniHedervary]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 8 years, since 15 Jul 2013 (via @twi_age).

[Héderváry Daniel @xDaniHedervary]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 7 years, since 15 Jul 2013 (via @twi_age).

[Héderváry Daniel @xDaniHedervary]

@MarryMeMarry_Me I'm pretty sure it's just because I literally can't sit still. If I don't work I feel like I'm wasting time and then I get angry for not doing anything important..like earning money for holidays.
If that makes you look bad, I am kinda sorry? 😂

[Héderváry Daniel @xDaniHedervary]

Just making sure 😎
And I couldn't help it! I was working all summer...and travelling Europe...and Japan? 😅

[Héderváry Daniel @xDaniHedervary]

@Deinaprusini -get this.." He leaned to whisper into Julchen's ear, but his drunk, tall ass didn't crouch down far enough to reach, and instead whispered into her scalp: "...looks like a sharpened pencil!!!" MIND-BLOWING CONNECTION, ABSOLUTE GENIUS, GRADE A+ LIKE THE SHARPENED PENCIL IT IS(?)

[Héderváry Daniel @xDaniHedervary]

@Deinaprusini -around. "Anal is good." Literally nobody asked, Daniel, and the old lady walking back home from an evening grocery pickup did not need to know that. But also?? "Hey... I just realized.. hear me out, okay,," Daniel beckoned her closer. "Anal starts with 'A'..And the letter 'A',-

[Héderváry Daniel @xDaniHedervary]

You mean "oh wow it's Daniel" right 😎

[Héderváry Daniel @xDaniHedervary]

I had an urge to go back on twitter today but for some reason I had ominous feeling, like something would rise from the dead

I logged on anyway and the first few tweets I saw were from Romania so I was absolutely fucking correct

[Héderváry Daniel @xDaniHedervary]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 6 years, since 15 Jul 2013 (via @twi_age).

[áine @evansusually902]

When you're cutting wrapping paper and the scissors go ccssssssssss and not jkfxzkzjkxjkkxxjxkxjkc 👌😩

[Héderváry Daniel @xDaniHedervary]

Just 45 more minutes and it's Christmas here.

Kellemes Karácsonyt everyone!

[Héderváry Daniel @xDaniHedervary]

Not going to be on too much today because of Christmas, however

[Héderváry Daniel @xDaniHedervary]

Szevasz! I am alive, officially off work for a little while since yesterday ✨

[Héderváry Daniel @xDaniHedervary]

I love how there's more no nut November failed tweets than actual tweets about no nut November, it means I'm still alive in this world

[Héderváry Daniel @xDaniHedervary]

You doing no nut November? — Never. I could never hate myself that much, HOW and WHY would anyone willingly do this? https://t.co/qT8zYpWCuf

[Héderváry Daniel @xDaniHedervary]

Android Or Iphone??!! — ✨A n d r o i d✨ https://t.co/wmYosJrJl0