Danielle

[Danielle @xDanniMariee]

"I loved you before the uniform and I'll love you all the years you walk in combat boots." 💕☺️

[Danielle @xDanniMariee]

so that’s fun. rejoining the queue when it was supposed to be my turn. i have one tab open on one device. 🤘🏼

[Danielle @xDanniMariee]

*insert passive aggressive post that would probably get me in trouble later on*

[Danielle @xDanniMariee]

post-chemo tricks gonna be comin in clutch today 👌

[Danielle @xDanniMariee]

to hot pink again or not to hot pink? 😅😅

[Danielle @xDanniMariee]

the spirals do be spiraling today 🤪🙏🏼

[Danielle @xDanniMariee]

hey siri, what in the ever loving fuck do i do now?

[Danielle @xDanniMariee]

all i want for christmas is a fucking break honestly

[Danielle @xDanniMariee]

@maddebombxo babe you live in the US, you’re already in hell 💀🫡

[Danielle @xDanniMariee]

@maddebombxo love yooouuuu 💕💕

[Danielle @xDanniMariee]

no shot this medical professional with my chart literally in her hands just asked me if i’m still breastfeeding, right?
kinda hard to do after getting both my boobs cut off???

[Danielle @xDanniMariee]

sometimes i think i’m doing alright. then i fuck up and take pain meds on an empty stomach and suddenly i am feeling less alright. 😅😅

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Chemo drugs: We’re gonna make you very thirsty and you should drink a lot of water!!!

Chemo drugs secretly whispering: *and also we’re gonna make water taste like shit for some reason*

[Danielle @xDanniMariee]

@hankgreen i did not get to keep it, but the nurses were nice enough to take a picture of it on my phone for me!

[Danielle @xDanniMariee]

@hankgreen i’m in a lot of breast cancer support groups on facebook, & people post all the time about keeping theirs! i get mine out in like a week and a half; i’ll try to remember to come back & update. 🤣

[Danielle @xDanniMariee]

@maddebombxo uh yeah!! big yikes 😬

[Danielle @xDanniMariee]

@maddebombxo WHAT seriously?!

[Danielle @xDanniMariee]

why does every alexa device in my house only listen when i say please

[Danielle @xDanniMariee]

@maddebombxo so proud of you 💕

[Danielle @xDanniMariee]

and somehow my 3 year old knows this correlation. she just told me if i drink many, many coffees, i can “make many, many poops.” 👍

[Danielle @xDanniMariee]

in case anyone was wondering about the long term effects of chemo on the GI system, every few days i have to choose which is worse to deal with: heartburn or constipation. and that choice decides whether or not i get to drink coffee.