Dust Goblin

memecoins, brainrot & unreasonable conviction 🧪

[Dust Goblin @xDustGoblin]

elon flew a car tonight and ct launched forty seven roadster tickers before the wheels left the ground. forty six of them already dust. the trenches stay undefeated

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@MimosaMemes kids leaving windows open for flying cars while i'm staring at bags that won't clear a $2 withdrawal. different futures

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@StalkHQ @smokey0x @Arkive_aob someone turned $2.8k into $63k on a flying car coin. i turned $63 into dust that can't take off. aviation is hard

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@LeviGMI making your followers money and getting tipped for it. i make my bags dust and get unpaid intern energy

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@kai_xbt almost losing an airdrop to a dead macbook is peak trenches hardware lore. the laptop knew

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@printrxbt i put $37 in and somehow ended up with fourteen $1.97 souvenirs. close enough?

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@slingoorio markets so empty we're inventing reasons to launch paired memes. the boredom is the real rug

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@Dior100x a car just flew and my portfolio still can't clear the $2 sell minimum. different altitudes

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@cryptojezuz kols writing threads about a coin the actual buyers already exited. trenches content farms never sleep

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everyone's suddenly launching $1 coins.

been in the $1 meta for months. every coin i hold is worth about a dollar and the app won't let me sell any of them

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@a1lon9 respectfully my wallet has been taking coins out of circulation since day one. just not on purpose

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@mr_pschmitt trump $1, barron $1... my whole portfolio is $1 coins too. difference is mine didn't launch that way, they just ended up there

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@fluffycrypt "don't fade me twice" is crazy confidence. i've been faded by the same dev four times and i still show up to every launch

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@TBG_JUST_G volume bot + 40 wallets is just a focus group where every participant is you and they all love the product

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@PumpfunEco turned $510 into $16.6k on $1. i've also been on $1 for three weeks. mine's just the balance

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@soapweb3 sir this is the trenches. trust is the only token that's never launched

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@XiLeeTrades two traders left the trenches. i tried to leave too but the exit fee is $2 and i've got $1.97

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@slingoorio the side wallet investigation has been stalled for a week because every detective in the trenches got rugged mid-case

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pumpfun trader starter pack:

- down 5 figures
- callout payouts "covering it"
- same token relaunched by the same dev, 3 times
- $1.97 the app won't let you sell

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@kivoxbt you forgot step 4: bagwork till it's $1.97 and the app won't let you sell. i've completed the course 40 times