HARLEQUIN

[HARLEQUIN @xEMERALDP0ISONx]

Because you loooove meeeeee

[Flutters lashes]

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐖. @JESTlNGS]

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Every day I wonder why I let you get me pregnant.

[Was only pregnant for 6 hours today.]
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[HARLEQUIN @xEMERALDP0ISONx]

Fuck please cut me more daddy~

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐖. @JESTlNGS]

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I will slit your throat
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[HARLEQUIN @xEMERALDP0ISONx]

you can call me daddy~

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐖. @JESTlNGS]

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S h u t.
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[HARLEQUIN @xEMERALDP0ISONx]

Does this mean im a daddy now?

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐖. @JESTlNGS]

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I don't know, but she's here now.

[Smiles.]
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[HARLEQUIN @xEMERALDP0ISONx]

I-

H-

How?

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐖. @JESTlNGS]

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I birthed a grown adult
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[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐖. @JESTlNGS]

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I was only pregnant for a few hours
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[HARLEQUIN @xEMERALDP0ISONx]

[PULLS OUT PAINTS]

S T R I P

[🌹 — 𝑬𝑺𝑴𝑬 — 🌹 @xUnrequiteRozex]

. . .

Paint me like one of your French girls.

[HARLEQUIN @xEMERALDP0ISONx]

Im so good at Daddying

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐖. @JESTlNGS]

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End my existence
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[HARLEQUIN @xEMERALDP0ISONx]

IM GONNA BE A DADDY???

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐖. @JESTlNGS]

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<---- Walks out of his tent pregnant with Harlequin's child. No, he will not be answering questions.
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[HARLEQUIN @xEMERALDP0ISONx]

P L E A S E

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐖. @JESTlNGS]

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N o
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[HARLEQUIN @xEMERALDP0ISONx]

Well now you know....

So will you fix it? :3

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐖. @JESTlNGS]

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I did NOT need to know that.
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[HARLEQUIN @xEMERALDP0ISONx]

because my bussy hasnt been touched in years

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐖. @JESTlNGS]

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Why are you so desperate?
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[HARLEQUIN @xEMERALDP0ISONx]

𝑩𝑬𝑵𝑫 𝑶𝑽𝑬𝑹 𝑩𝑶𝑮 𝑩𝑶𝒀

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐖. @JESTlNGS]

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Wait a minute-
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[HARLEQUIN @xEMERALDP0ISONx]

I CAN GET HIM PREGNANT!!!!

[HARLEQUIN @xEMERALDP0ISONx]

please fuck me im so lonely

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐖. @JESTlNGS]

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That's what I fucking thought you heathen.
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[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐖. @JESTlNGS]

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What the fuck. Okay first off, if anyone is getting pregnant, it's me. Second off. Ew no.
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[HARLEQUIN @xEMERALDP0ISONx]

Harlequin MPreg?

When-

[HARLEQUIN @xEMERALDP0ISONx]

[dead serious tone]

"𝑰 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒃𝒂𝒃𝒊𝒆𝒔"

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐖. @JESTlNGS]

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.

. What monstrosity created you and how can I send you back to that Hellhole?
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[HARLEQUIN @xEMERALDP0ISONx]

"𝑫𝒐𝒏𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝑻𝒐𝒅𝒂𝒚 𝑩𝒂𝒃𝒚𝑮𝒊𝒓𝒍"

[🌹 — 𝑬𝑺𝑴𝑬 — 🌹 @xUnrequiteRozex]

. . .

“Stop—”