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[👩‍💻 @weirdassfishes]

When you’re so high u start to understand why people didn’t fuck with you in high school

[MKUltra Victim @MKUL7R4V1C71M]

People complain about needing to jester for female attention but you hear much less about another, far more humiliating, experience: jestering for normal male friendship

[BlueBriefing🎬🍿 @Uzonna7]

“I put my jacket on a thousand times, I took it off a thousand times.”

That one line contains more life philosophy than most self-help books.

Miyagi wasn’t teaching karate. He was teaching patience.

🎬📺 The Karate Kid🔥❤️

[tk @tkisrage]

So Tobey Maguire is the only Spider-Man that organically makes webs, the others need web shooters, but that doesn’t really make sense lol, why can they not make webs?? So basically you can run on walls and have fast instincts but no webs lmaoo nigga you are cockroach man

[cigs @AngryVoter2024]

I have a perfect penis and yet I still get sad

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

almost like drinking and doing blow for 5 years was detrimental

[Michael | Arkham Dreamer @ArkhamDreamer]

People who reduce Red Dead Redemption 2 to slowly opening drawers are pissing me off. It's one of the greatest life sims ever. Where else can you ignore the story for a week just to camp, stargaze, fish, and hunt in the wild and still have a blast? It's a masterpiece.

[Knowing Better @KnowingBetterYT]

Japanese camera shutter law. Immediately.

I'm so tired of this shit.

[D willace @D_willace19]

@Mappy6984 Stop acting like a complete coward around your children. Jesus Christ get a grip. Get your child away from the dogs that are eating stuff!??? If you can’t protect or build a facility you don’t deserve them. This woman does not deserve to have animals or children. Dumb bitch

[law dog, esq. @ggooooddddoogg]

stoner in 1976: i just smoked 12 joints in a row and now i like bluegrass music 10% more

stoner in 2026: i did a dab and gave myself wernicke’s aphasia

[4t @xETHERE4Lx]

This happened to me when I was 16 with Janis Joplin’s Pearl, it was $8

[myztcha 🪲 @nkmyztcha]

bought a sgt peppers vinyl secondhand because it was 15 dollars and ive gotten home and realized ts is an original pressing. record from 1967 for 15 canadian dollars what the hell. is this normal

[vivienne ꕤ @redfieldorgana]

i’m bam margera and i feel like kicking my dad’s ass all day today

[Beaverboy⚾🥭🦫🦬 @Brynsbeaver]

Ppl from Wisconsin be like "I'm from Sheboingboing"

[Forrest Bump🏓 @DrForrestBump]

Fridge Doxx

[President Pussygrabber @PresPussygrbr]

@actuallyurgay @LASHYBILLS most white kids were raised by their mom to be nice and ask nicely. they were never shown when and how to get violent. this is the result, golden retriever like passiveness.

[J. J. Ellis @jjellisart]

Probably one of the more important works of art made in my lifetime