David

Just your friendly neighborhood ginger 🤠 ㅤ ㅤㅤ •ㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤΠΚΑ • Dad 🥸

[Asa @xAsamoahx]

fat niggas be like " it runs in the family " nigga nobody runs in ur family

[𝓽𝓭𝓭𝔂 🐾 @popup_tddy]

i'll have $22 after i pay rent that means $20 for weed and $2 for baja blast this budgeting shit easy

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

Getting paid while there’s still money left from the last paycheck feels like unlocking a bonus level in adulthood.

[฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ @BattleByrd]

"Yeah I'd like to book a tee time for tomorrow at 8:30."

Groundskeeper as soon as you get off the phone...

[David @xFuetive]

@whylumos My daughter borrowed it. Sorry about that boss

[Tuki @TukiFromKL]

🚨 do you understand what $25 billion in Mississippi actually means..

the poorest state in America.. $44,966 median income.. 28% of children in poverty.. and Amazon just chose it for data centers..

$25 billion for 2,000 jobs.. that's $12.5 million per job..

they didn't pick Mississippi to help Mississippi.. they picked it for the cheapest land.. cheapest power.. and the most desperate politicians willing to sign whatever Amazon put in front of them..

cotton plantations came for the cheap labor.. factories moved south for the no unions.. now data centers are coming for the cheap electricity and the tax breaks..

the product changes every generation.. the extraction doesn't

[David @xFuetive]

@whylumos @arielhammock We love a self aware king ‼️

[nelly! @nellychillin]

PS6 gon cost you your first born son and some sort of ancient elixir

[WilmyHood @WilmyHood2]

I have one PS 5 Pro and two original PS5s with disc drive with 6 controllers and two charging stands. Will trade for a 2025 Chevrolet Corvette.
No low ball offers, I know what I got.

[David @xFuetive]

@WriosFatHonkers does it contain hope?

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐎 … @JaYunnaMonae]

next time gas go under $2 ima put some in the freezer

[David @xFuetive]

@whylumos

[ScarletRider Cheeto @Cheetohunter69]

This...sudden urge to not buy vbucks anymore

[David @xFuetive]

@WriosFatHonkers does a lord icon do bonus damage?

[Fortnite Status @FortniteStatus]

What to know about third-party bots and V-Bucks:

Some people are using unauthorized third-party bots on Discord or Telegram to automatically buy items in the Shop, join lobbies, or perform other actions on their behalf.

These bots are *not* made by Epic Games, are *not* official, and can spend your V-Bucks outside of your control if you provide them with access to your account. We’ve observed an uptick in this recently, in particular spending V-Bucks on in-island items.

You can remove access to any bots you previously granted access to by signing out of your Epic account across all sessions and devices, and then logging back into Fortnite. Here is how to do this: https://t.co/DRH1jpFs8L

[Lumos @whylumos]

woulda stayed in da nutsack if i knew there was gonna be days like this

[David @xFuetive]

@WriosFatHonkers I have a 5 stack if you’re down to join some nights

[LilSmurf @LilSmurfYT]

Should’ve made him pull out a bong you fucking cowards

[David @xFuetive]

My glorious Pun Pun