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Supreme Leader of the Straight Dudes for Chappell Roan Club

[greaseball @xGreaseball]

Chicago Cubs: 2016 World Series Champions. You heard it here first, folks.

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@barstoolWSD

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Erika Kirk hardest hit

[Kalshi @Kalshi]

JUST IN: JD Vance announces his wife is pregnant

[Corey Behnke @coreybehnke]

I know it's theatre. I know it's entertainment.

However anyone who heads an NFL team saying "Fuck the Packers" is a classless piece of shit.

It was all fun and games and now you made it personal.

[greaseball @xGreaseball]

clean-up on aisle GET FUCKED CLOWN @danorlovsky7

[Dan Orlovsky @danorlovsky7]

This is really awesome. All the credit to Chicago. The final 2 mins are really awesome

[greaseball @xGreaseball]

KEEP MY TEAM AND MY QUARTERBACKS NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH, YOU CLOWN
@danorlovsky7
@danorlovsky7
@danorlovsky7

[First Take @FirstTake]

"I think the Packers win, and the Packers win handily." 😳

@danorlovsky7 is giving the Bears no chance to win against the Packers in the NFC Wild Card round 🏈

[Dan Orlovsky @danorlovsky7]

Bears fans
He’s crazy talented

It’s game 1
It’s gonna take time—I know you think I’m a hater—it’s just gonna take time

[greaseball @xGreaseball]

@ZaidJilani I mean, kind of gives the game away he doesn’t really want to doesn’t it? the tough on crime schtick is about as performative as it gets.

[greaseball @xGreaseball]

@Michael_Cerami We were saving our best prospects for starting pitchers. but the price for starting pitchers was our best prospects. so we didn’t get any starting pitching because we would have had to give up the players we were saving for starting pitching.

did I miss anything?

[greaseball @xGreaseball]

good riddance

[steele's hometown pastor @rightfieldsux]

"i'm not coming to the cubs unless i'm the closer" buddy you're about to be DFA'D.

[greaseball @xGreaseball]

@barstoolcarl pure poetry with the (very bad) Cubs 3B offensive production in the bottom corner. absolute cinema.

[greaseball @xGreaseball]

holy fuckin’ air ball

[Winter 🏹 @winterduck04]

just remembered that americans don’t have random old castles in the countryside that they can go and visit

[greaseball @xGreaseball]

@DonnieDoesWorld dude must have every app on his phone open at all times….somebody help show him how to close them out

[greaseball @xGreaseball]

@EddieBarstool red light green li RED LIGHT

[greaseball @xGreaseball]

but the Taylor’s Versions are so much better that everybody will keep listening to them instead of the OGs now that she owns her masters……right?

[greaseball @xGreaseball]

the masculine urge to only listen to Taylor Swift’s original albums so Scooter can make his money

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and it’s not close

[Carlos Estrada 🫶🏾✌🏽 @CTOTHELOS77]

Which athlete would you choose?

[Thomas Chatterton Williams @thomaschattwill]

I thought very little could truly surprise me anymore, but the “losing money doesn’t matter” argument—especially from the “eggs are too expensive” people—is so galling it defies words.

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@bendreyfuss