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thoroughly disappointing ig:@xHanbanan

[hanbanan @xHanbanan]

@joshuadun what did i do

[hanbanan @xHanbanan]

so what i’m hearing is that we all stream #inside right now since the academy only has one brain cell to rub together and it was paid for by disney #emmyawards2021

[hanbanan @xHanbanan]

@EchoSong971 more of a mid life crisis bunny

[hanbanan @xHanbanan]

@GUBLERNATION i had a dream that i ran into you on the street and asked to run my fingers thru your hair,
it was very soft
can u confirm?
thx

[hanbanan @xHanbanan]

happy birthday to @RealChalamet and @RealChalamet only

[hanbanan @xHanbanan]

when adam levine sang “i’m so sad” i really felt that 😔😔😔😔

[hanbanan @xHanbanan]

stars are just god putting down too many torches in His minecraft cave

[hanbanan @xHanbanan]

@EchoSong971 listen

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Smoltz and Maddux. They often match their smiles, and on special occasions they even match their shirts. Both 14/10 would protect at all costs

[hanbanan @xHanbanan]

@tylerrjoseph @joshuadun i know how much you love dads so i just wanted to let you know #dadito

[hanbanan @xHanbanan]

do you ever just pick up really heavy weights just to flex

[hanbanan @xHanbanan]

“nothing is permanent” she writes on the white board with a red expo marker

[hanbanan @xHanbanan]

friend: “c’mon just try it!!! tuna’s sooooooo good!!!”
me: ś t î ñ k ē ÿ f į š h

[hanbanan @xHanbanan]

why didn’t anyone tell me that the baby from the “i smell like beef” vine is the SAME GIRL FROM “look it! look its freaking bats, i love halloween”??????????

[hanbanan @xHanbanan]

bundy wasn’t even that attractive thank you for coming to my TED talk

[hanbanan @xHanbanan]

thanks a LOT airpod users, bc of you, ive accidentally said AIRBUDS 53 times today

[hanbanan @xHanbanan]

me: howdy
people from the middle east: S’audi

[hanbanan @xHanbanan]

more like 20cry-teen if you catch my drift

[hanbanan @xHanbanan]

some of you never straightened up the hotel room before leaving and it shows

[hanbanan @xHanbanan]

📍having too much to do
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📍 panicking about the things and never actually doing them