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Just 5 boys touring the east coast while Shale Fxcks ur bitxh. He does not break eye contact. Seeking platonic friendship. Dics* sports preferred. *Disc

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@valeriewillocq @pitbull hey tell Val Happy Birthday!!! Thanks my dood

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@Tufts_Emen That was a stressful 15 minutes of suspense

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Our one-day odyssey back to Tufts concludes at 2am by listening to ocean Man three times as we drop everyone off. THATS A BREAK BOYZZZZ

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"When I am sad it rains and pours" - soft boy Abraar #goodcontent #poetry

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@generalgouts a wild Mike pine appeared!

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Our first stop is at a McDonald's off of exit 69 #classic #mature

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Report: all future tweets will not be coming from Lana's phone cuz he left it at home in DC #rip #bail

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@lukechoichariot you are right we are sorry Tegs is the red hot chili peppers

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BMen as musical artists what do y'all think

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A productive rest stop as Shale finds some local lit, benny beats a stranger in rosham, we take a pic with a welcome sign and ted is salty

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Dramatic readings by Benny and Noah have replaced music #nerdcar #notasgoodasBBonding #bobosbook

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Just spent a solid 40 minutes looking for parking - some fucking douche wouldn't even rosham us for a spot. Sad! Look out GW

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Noah: "yo put Love on Top on next"
Us: "...this is Love on Top"

[Tufts Ewo Ultimate @ewonews]

#callanasser 3-1

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Redefining shitty bridge pics for future generations #outoffocus

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Just ruined @BlackPerlnapple in a drive-by rosham war. They sped away to conceal their shame. Sad!

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@lukechoichariot "yeah that's very fair. Like.............sorry" - Noah Smith

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@soylentbutdadly or have an itch on the one part of the back you can't reach?

[Smash Mouth @smashmouth]

Must be love! https://t.co/rQMZosgBIz

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What a comeback! Congrats and good luck @TuftsWbball! https://t.co/f2RdC9Q2Zt