James Smith

I'm 25, and I love music, technology, and corny jokes. I have a son whom is the center of my world 💙

[James Smith @xJamesSmith]

So I’m in Biloxi, MS for a concert right? I swear I saw @timthetatman here earlier, getting into an elevator at this casino/hotel. I’ll continue my investigation…

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

Our brain cleans itself while we are sleeping https://t.co/Vf9d3cAmrl

[James Smith @xJamesSmith]

@CharlesTRoyer2 @adbonaif Lmao nope. When you look at someone’s profile it’ll tell you if they’re followed by anyone you’re following

[James Smith @xJamesSmith]

@CharlesTRoyer2 You’re a little late to the Twitter game 😂 but I welcome you with open arms bro

[James Smith @xJamesSmith]

@CharlesTRoyer2 @adbonaif Oh never mind they deleted the tweet 😂

[David Morris @wdmorrisjr]

Parents have to choose their battles.

8 fights worth picking with your kids:

[James Smith @xJamesSmith]

On top of that, my food plus my son’s food was all cold. Especially the fries. 😕

[James Smith @xJamesSmith]

Hey @Wendys one of your stores charged me more than the triple the amount of my order total.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

YOU are cold. They have fur.
Do not let inside.

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

Here’s the best tweets from #NationalRoastDay

https://t.co/pljPieiyev

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

It’s #NationalRoastDay™
Drop the “roast me” below 👇

Oh, and don’t forget to get free medium fries with purchase, in the app.
Gotta do something with all this salt.

[Netflix @netflix]

what’s something you can say during sex but also when you manage a brand twitter account?

[James Smith @xJamesSmith]

If a parallel universe exists, I just hope my other self is being treated good

[rettes @therettes]

I could drown myself in someone like you. I could dive so deep I never come out.

[James Smith @xJamesSmith]

How can you miss something you’ve never had?

[James Smith @xJamesSmith]

You ever just look at someone and wish they’re in your life forever

[James Smith @xJamesSmith]

LIFE IS WOEFULLY WEIRD