Jodie 💜

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Been a while

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It’s amazing when you’re crumbling from stress and people literally don’t give a fuck around you 🤷‍♀️

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Got a promotion at work and super happy, new car, new goals, never too late to achieve 🫶 super proud of myself

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Why is the one time I acrually want to type duck my phone changes it to fuck, it’s always the other way around 😂😂

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I can’t do another night in this heat

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It’s abit hot 🥵

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Strawberries just hit the spot , elite fruit

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Think it’s a piss take paying for prime and still getting ads

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@TheJoeBomb It was on her phone which makes it even worse 😂😭

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My mum has 500 tabs open on safari… I repeat 500 tabs open. It won’t let her open anymore pages 😂😂 ffs took her ten mins to close them all 🤦‍♀️😂

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Why’s Duolingo like a needy man up in my notifications every 20 mins, like a cut a woman some slack

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Hope you’re all jealous of my air con 😂🖕

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Smelling everyone’s bbqs whilst I’m sunning myself in the garden is what it’s all about, what a beaut day

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My nan bought me a colouring book for Easter, am I 28, yes, do I love it? Absolutely 😂

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Chinese, bar of dairy milk, off work for two days, pc on, living the dream 😌

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@Callum_______1 Ha be lucky to get a pack of kinders on their own for that 😂

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@Callum_______1 Diabolical prices ain’t they

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Nothing beats fresh bedsheets and freshly shaven legs 😭 rubbing them like a damn cricket

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My bestfriend sent me the most thoughtful and beautiful quote today that couldn’t summarise me more of a person and if a guy ever sent me something like that I’d married them on the spot.

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That overtime racking up already for next month 🤑 I’m addicted to making money 😏