John

[Just Baseball @JustBB_Media]

50 games into the season, the Nationals are 25-25 (.500).

It's the first time they've been .500 or better in the first 50 games of the season since 2018.

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

5 districts in Virginia now start in this circle…

Tentacles from DC reaching across the state.

[Andy Malafarina @andymalafarina]

The tiny beers are pissing me off. Stolen valor if you do this and act like it counts.

[TMZ @TMZ]

🕊️ Chuck Norris has died at 86. https://t.co/iEc9C997Ik

[BetMGM 🦁 @BetMGM]

Adam Peters fixing the Commanders this offseason:

- DE Odafe Oweh
- DE K'Lavon Chaisson
- TE Chig Okonkwo
- LB Leo Chenal
- S Nick Cross
- DT Tim Settle
- CB Amik Robertson

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

NO MERCY TO TERRORISTS you dumb bastards!

[Matt Rife @mattrife]

It’s not “brave” to say the the obvious thing that everyone is gonna clap for 😂

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

The Patriots’ path to the Super Bowl:

- #1 easiest strength of schedule
- Playoff Justin Herbert
- 4 INT CJ Stroud
- Jarrett Stidham in a snow globe

[Jackson Didlake @diidlake]

Jayden Daniels made the NFC Championship with his defense giving 30.3 PPG in the postseason last season and 24.9 in the regular season.

[John Keim @john_keim]

Dan Snyder made a TON of mistakes during his tenure. The biggest (football division): firing Marty Schottenheimer. Along with Marty, he fired a young exec: John Schneider. He’s done all right in Seattle.

[Billy Tinkle @BillyTinkle]

Drake Maye path to the Super Bowl in 2025:

*Sunshine and rainbows*

Jayden Daniels path to the Super Bowl in 2024:

[A.J. Perez @byajperez]

Me verifying it was a Maryland plate after I get cut off by a driver who swerved over two lanes to make an exit.

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

You need an ID to shop at Costco, but not to vote. Imagine that.

[Terrapins.fx @terps4lifeontt]

Indiana football won a natty before mike locksley beat a ranked B1G opponent

[Kevin Durant @KDTrey5]

Bubble guts woke me up out my sleep...I had to check my sheets for any slippage lol

[Joel Moran @joelvmoran]

“We can’t draft Caleb Downs that high, he’s a safety” is going to be funny in hindsight when he’s a perennial pro bowl player and teams drafted busts over him cus of ‘positional value’

[Washington Commanders @Commanders]

Rooted in memory, propelled by state-of-the-art design

The first look at our new home

[Danny Rouhier @funnydanny]

Matt LaFleur went full ATL Kyle Shanahan there. Opened the door for Chicago. Then carried them inside, gave them the keys to the house and the WiFi password.