🚨 BREAKING:
The Crusaders have just completed our first MASSIVE FLAG DROP at the Washington Nationals MLB game!!!!! 😲
THE CROWD WENT ABSOLUTELY NUTS!!!!
(They might have killed us if we didn’t get escorted out…)
This is a penalty reserved for white parents specifically. No inner city black mom or deadbeat black father will ever be arrested, much less sentenced to 15 years in prison, for the savage crimes committed every single day by their kids.
Did I just stumble onto mail-order tax fraud on eBay?
People are selling bundles of losing lottery tickets, explicitly advertised as “tax write-offs.”
$5,000 of someone else’s gambling losses for $50?