Anarcho-Jordanist

NO GODS! JUST GERBS

[Casey Feigh @caseyfeigh]

My niece turned 3 today!! She asked for a Lion King cake but specifically the moment where Mufasa dies, because “everyone will be too sad to eat the cake and it will be all for me.”

[Anarcho-Jordanist @xLeatherRebel]

Me when I get my vaccination for the C-virus

[Anarcho-Jordanist @xLeatherRebel]

*Filthy frank voice*: Cuz I'm a motherfuckin hustler

[Anarcho-Jordanist @xLeatherRebel]

HOLY FUCK DORA GOT A LAST NAME!

[Raul Bloodworth @lessthanxero]

The sound of Rob Zombie saying “yeah” is the closest to taking a fat rip of a crack rock you can get without actually smoking crack

[Anarcho-Jordanist @xLeatherRebel]

Imagine getting jumped by a bunch of barbers and they say "Give this man a 26"

[Anarcho-Jordanist @xLeatherRebel]

Two weeks nicotine free and I've picked up gambling. The quest for dopamine never ceases.

[Anarcho-Jordanist @xLeatherRebel]

Literally Nobody:

The Bums fighting underneath my window at 6 AM:

[Anarcho-Jordanist @xLeatherRebel]

Its financially in my best interest to date older women. I've ignored their advances far too long.

[Anarcho-Jordanist @xLeatherRebel]

Imagine being one of the largest empires in the world then getting bodied by tribes of snow pirates and getting geographically reduced to a boot and having your ethnic title demoted to italian.

[Anarcho-Jordanist @xLeatherRebel]

@KaelebWilliams I worked in a grocery store that fridge was broken for a months and they served that meat.

[Anarcho-Jordanist @xLeatherRebel]

There is no place in Heaven for those that like cold cuts. You are a heathen.

[Anarcho-Jordanist @xLeatherRebel]

I've been waking up in the middle of the night to my cat sleeping over my face. Maybe she thinks I'm one of her kittens, and she thinks I wont survive during the winter. So she decided to smother me.

[Anarcho-Jordanist @xLeatherRebel]

Classic Rock technically doesn't exist.... It's all just blues rock, Psychedelic Rock, Prog Rock, and Heavy Metal

[Anarcho-Jordanist @xLeatherRebel]

Yooooooo Brisk is a wild name for a beverage.

[Anarcho-Jordanist @xLeatherRebel]

I shaved my beard and someone thought I was 18 yesterday.... NICE

[Anarcho-Jordanist @xLeatherRebel]

You can take a man out of Copiague but you can take the copiague out of the man.

[Anarcho-Jordanist @xLeatherRebel]

@KaelebWilliams What gym u go to?

[Anarcho-Jordanist @xLeatherRebel]

When I reach my fitness goals. Imma be a demon.