🫪RoastMe?NahImBaked🫪

I just tweet what's on my mind. Please leave me alone.

[🫪RoastMe?NahImBaked🫪 @xMarksimusPrime]

Bet

[sien. @sien_wtf]

get your spark back, lil nigga

[🫪RoastMe?NahImBaked🫪 @xMarksimusPrime]

4

[Hoops @Hoopss]

Which one is Kobe🤔

[🫪RoastMe?NahImBaked🫪 @xMarksimusPrime]

That ain't a problem for nobody but them, my boy.

You can always just... Y'know... Not be with a woman with kids lol

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

We have a new problem, women with kids want to settle down with men who don't have kids.

[🫪RoastMe?NahImBaked🫪 @xMarksimusPrime]

A child

[LADE HER$ELF @Thebiglade]

At your age, what’s the most expensive thing you own??

[🫪RoastMe?NahImBaked🫪 @xMarksimusPrime]

1000% me... I need at least an hour to do what I wanna do. I can't just dedicate my day to everyone except me. 🤷🏾‍♂️

[𝒘𝒐𝒈𝒂𝒏♔ @irlywogan]

me refusing to sleep because i didn’t get enough me time after work

[🫪RoastMe?NahImBaked🫪 @xMarksimusPrime]

Yeah

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

So yall shower before going to bed & then wake up to take another one?

[🫪RoastMe?NahImBaked🫪 @xMarksimusPrime]

USD? Probably.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Be honest… would you quit your job tomorrow if you won $15M in the lottery today ??

[🫪RoastMe?NahImBaked🫪 @xMarksimusPrime]

Yes

[phill jones @philljo58881946]

Men, which one are you taking home?

[🫪RoastMe?NahImBaked🫪 @xMarksimusPrime]

"Irrational" 😂

[Andra🎀 @SOghenerukewe]

Why do men have this irrational fear of being used for money they don't have?

[🫪RoastMe?NahImBaked🫪 @xMarksimusPrime]

I concur and fellas, consider it a blessing when this happens. It's the same as the trash taking itself out and making room for a woman who's not an overhead.

[AMARA @Amy_beke]

ghosting a man because he refuses to send you money is very valid.

[🫪RoastMe?NahImBaked🫪 @xMarksimusPrime]

Disappear

[LADE HER$ELF @Thebiglade]

After getting rich, what’s next ??

[🫪RoastMe?NahImBaked🫪 @xMarksimusPrime]

That body would look 🔥 in a bikini

[Lady Saiyan @NiqueSama]

I wanna be a fat girl in a bikini 🥲

[🫪RoastMe?NahImBaked🫪 @xMarksimusPrime]

Legit my life 😭

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

When you finally start making some good money but the cost of living goes up 4x

[🫪RoastMe?NahImBaked🫪 @xMarksimusPrime]

Try to find some good sex to confirm it wasn't me 😂

[🩰 @Keybaker_]

What's the first thing you do after some terrible sex🥴👀😕😂😂

[🫪RoastMe?NahImBaked🫪 @xMarksimusPrime]

Mentor

[Kobe Bryant Stories & Motivation @kobehighlight]

Mamba Mentality forever 🐍

[🫪RoastMe?NahImBaked🫪 @xMarksimusPrime]

Real

[T!🎀 @jesu__tofunmii]

how it feels to say "okay" instead of arguing

[🫪RoastMe?NahImBaked🫪 @xMarksimusPrime]

😂

[𝙰𝚕𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚍 ❄️ @_1alfred]

If that pussy gone put me to sleep, tell me in advance so I can tell my girl I'm spending the night at my cousin house 😭😂😂😂😂

[🫪RoastMe?NahImBaked🫪 @xMarksimusPrime]

Em or Jay

[XXL Magazine @XXL]

If you could choose one of these rappers to drop an album tomorrow, who would it be?

💽 Jay-Z
💽 Future
💽 Travis Scott
💽 Kendrick Lamar
💽 Lil Uzi Vert
💽 NBA YoungBoy
💽 Cardi B
💽 Eminem
💽 Playboi Carti
💽 Nicki Minaj
💽 André 3000

[🫪RoastMe?NahImBaked🫪 @xMarksimusPrime]

Objectively

[WagerWire @WagerWire]

Enough time has passed...

Does Jalen Brunson mean more to NY than Melo?

[🫪RoastMe?NahImBaked🫪 @xMarksimusPrime]

Lmfao! Top retort.

[Lҽɯα♡🎀 @snnowwww]

"Smoking weed is so unattractive"

I am trying to get high, I'm not trying to turn you on.

[🫪RoastMe?NahImBaked🫪 @xMarksimusPrime]

True