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[Matt @xMattMoans]

I don’t mind paprika in my macaroni salad

[Matt @xMattMoans]

July-October is country music season

[Matt @xMattMoans]

Jellyfish remind me of lava lamps

[Cotton Boulevardez @Shawn_Cotton]

That Chris Johnson situation got me starring at the sky thinking about life… u can do everything right & some bs will still happen

[ugh™️ @huntervhoffman]

Detroit has such awesome and well designed natural geography that also connects to the ocean and the other lakes. Why isn’t it like a second Chicago?

[Dogfucker @rotnbrain]

deodorant is weakness

[👩‍💻 @verynormalfish]

Putting almond milk in your coffee is akin to adding vegetable stock or maybe some Pasta water. There is now a liquid in your coffee

[Geo @sixersgeo]

Embiid got no meniscus or organs left and he still gonna give u a smooth 32-9-7

[Kai J. Doron @Kayentakatae]

Just realized that when orcas kill seals, it’s a Carnivoran being hunted by a hoofed mammal. Kinda crazy lol

[Kip Conlon @kipconlon]

My dream of being a poet vanished like a thing in a whatever.

[Matt @xMattMoans]

Happy birthday Jimmy Faragher

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

will never forget the girl i hooked up with who had peanut shells all over her bedroom floor like it was Texas Roadhouse. i think we could’ve built a really scary life together

[tmuxvim @tmuxvim]

@uncledoomer that seems like a lot of work

[RunItBackNBA @RunItBackPhilly]

Please tell me Embiid is not getting cooked by Harry Potter

[Anthony 🅴 @ItzzFabio]

Eating a meal alongside others is a very special thing

[Matt @xMattMoans]

DC to Boston should be a 2 hour train ride

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

1976 movie villain: I’m going to blow up the old steel mill

2026 movie villain: Truth… is an illusion..

[Matt @xMattMoans]

What do you do if your barber breaks his arm

[Roddy @RoddyRichhh3]

@ThomasWrrld 83 games, 2 trade deadlines, and 1.5 byes per team. If you don’t see the logic you’re a causal and do NOT @ me

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

A woman was spotted tossing frogs into a lake in NYC👀