My bonus structure is based on the tickets I closed.
Yesterday a coworker's keyboard stopped working.
He filed a ticket.
Instead of replacing it, I stole the keyboard from the receptionist's desk and gave it to him.
Now the receptionist filed another ticket: "My keyboard is missing."
The more tickets I close, the bigger my bonus.
Unplugging my manager's printer next.
@cookimyun I pre-ordered, and it came with a hard steel case, the soundtrack and a cheap-ass shirt. I bought It again when Scholar of the First sin came out.
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Con esta invitación, tu dinero podrá crecer 14.75% anual en *Cuenta Nu* y tienes más oportunidades de obtener tu *tarjeta de crédito*. 💜
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Look at this cute thing - I have 5 Knife Pups to give away courtesy of the League Partner Program.
Just leave a like, retweet and comment below and I will ship em out next week to you in DM's.
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I'm giving away 20 Snow Moon Varus and 20 Shan Hai Scrolls Bard codes. To participate Follow/Retweet and like, good luck. I'll announce the winners around 15 july.
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