MistaPostman

🩷💜💙 (he/him) LET ME GO FIRST I’M DOING SOMETHING

[MistaPostman @xMistaPostman]

Sometimes you’re having a rough day but then you see a clip of Ayo Edebiri on a talk show and suddenly everything is fine

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@buitengebieden This is not how it went down in Antz (1998)

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@vanhaley_yt

[Dr. R. J. Vein @VeinRichard]

the whole ratatouille thing isn't that special. grab any white boy's hair and you control him

[MistaPostman @xMistaPostman]

@birbdotexe This why I can never beat you in a fight ever since the government coated my bones with soup turning me into soup-bones wolverine

[MistaPostman @xMistaPostman]

Fans of “Mystra looks more like a Jessica” are we ready for this conversation? #BG3

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@birbdotexe chat this is real

[MistaPostman @xMistaPostman]

@birbdotexe chat is this real?

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@lobsterfightme

[MistaPostman @xMistaPostman]

The connections was really hard today everyone be safe, stay inside

[MistaPostman @xMistaPostman]

@lobsterfightme @birbdotexe Kingambit would bow to its opponent to show respect, but its sword-like crest would slice the Wendy’s baconator cleanly down the middle, killing it instantly

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@birbdotexe

[MistaPostman @xMistaPostman]

No I am *not* listening to the score of the 2002 animated feature film Ice Age why would you ask me that

[clare @sadderlizards]

sorry that all of the joints in my body crack whenever i stand up do you still like me

[MistaPostman @xMistaPostman]

@birbdotexe Little did she know, her paramour had perished the following spring after a bout of fainting spells caused by corset-induced hypoxia and lead-based makeup

[MistaPostman @xMistaPostman]

@birbdotexe *to the tune of “nobody”*: Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving