Fat Hatemosher™

𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲/𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐦 | 𝐗𝐗𝐗 | 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐂𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞 | priv: @xastupidx

[Fat Hatemosher™ @xMoosexxx]

haven’t shaved all month so bush can be behind this one too

[Fat Hatemosher™ @xMoosexxx]

just booked a vasectomy and they scheduled me in for 9/11 they really snippin my tower twin

[Fat Hatemosher™ @xMoosexxx]

are you legally required to wear a pair of pit vipers when you run a marathon or is that by choice

[Fat Hatemosher™ @xMoosexxx]

acting like i haven’t worn this exact thing to the actual gym

[Fat Hatemosher™ @xMoosexxx]

the best part about having a little home gym is you can dress as slutty as you want

[Fat Hatemosher™ @xMoosexxx]

@GMOdogsemen it’s homemade, vegan mayo, dijon mustard, smoked paprika, garlic powder, S+P

[Fat Hatemosher™ @xMoosexxx]

This vegan shit easy

[Fat Hatemosher™ @xMoosexxx]

@IIRedReignII i’ll deliver one see you in 4 hours

[Fat Hatemosher™ @xMoosexxx]

Mia Khalifa do you like Earth Crisis

[Mia K. @miakhalifa]

🤘🏽harDCore 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇱🇧

[Fat Hatemosher™ @xMoosexxx]

Okay they kinda cooked with this oatmeal too

[Fat Hatemosher™ @xMoosexxx]

i’m going back to the cafe to give whoever made my latte today a kiss on the forehead

[Fat Hatemosher™ @xMoosexxx]

i’m going back to the cafe to give whoever made my latte today a kiss on the forehead

[Fat Hatemosher™ @xMoosexxx]

@mamachubbzx @woundjob HOMIEFESTTTTTT

[Fat Hatemosher™ @xMoosexxx]

@slicexwrists the answer is no btw in case anyone was wondering

[Fat Hatemosher™ @xMoosexxx]

@cfisonline HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG DAWG LOVE U 🖤🖤🖤

[Niki *ੈ✩ @paladinofsteel]

if you ever sit and think about how casually cruel all your closest friends are to animals you’ll literally spiral into infinite despair. they just don’t even care man

[Fat Hatemosher™ @xMoosexxx]

stopped at this state park on my drive back from Pittsburgh last week and i didn’t want to leave

[Fat Hatemosher™ @xMoosexxx]

guys stop liking this tweet i was just making a joke based on this one

[Fat Hatemosher™ @xMoosexxx]

if you can’t kick above your waist i don’t want to hear your opinion on moshing

[Fat Hatemosher™ @xMoosexxx]

if you can’t deadlift 174 i don’t want to hear your opinion on moshing

[Fat Hatemosher™ @xMoosexxx]

@Blaythexxx most places in Ontario the squirrels look like this but there’s one town that’s known for having white squirrels

[Fat Hatemosher™ @xMoosexxx]

@xgman3531x when ur so goated at moshing that Judge gets u to model their merch for them im such a proud parent rn

[Fat Hatemosher™ @xMoosexxx]

i’m going to start offering powerlifting coaching but i mostly just ragebait you into hitting PRs

[Fat Hatemosher™ @xMoosexxx]

@lustbrings that’s that’s valid, i only throw kicks to one side since i dislocated my knee lmao

[Fat Hatemosher™ @xMoosexxx]

if you can’t kick above your waist i don’t want to hear your opinion on moshing