Mitch

thirty-one, girl dad, graduate. 90s rock music and vinyls |-/ Mostly football and wrestling tweets.
Part owner of @RealOviedo

[Mitch @xMtch95]

Day 1 of the health grind.
The heaviest I've ever been (84kg).
Serious research into meal prep and portion control.
Signing up to a better gym with swimming access.
Signed up to @ww_uk
Goal is 76kg within a few month.

The grind starts now.
Redesign, Rebuild, Reclaim.

[Mitch @xMtch95]

Sack Carrick now.
Enoughs enough
The job is far too big for him.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

United have to settle for a point.

[Mitch @xMtch95]

how can you be involved in the game professionally and not think that this is offside?
Attacker is in oppositions half with only one opposing defender when the pass was made.
Quite clearly the definition of offside...

[a.wuah_ @dizzy10_]

Football fans, is this an offside or not?

[Mitch @xMtch95]

and this is why politics in this country are going down the drain.
Behaving like a school child, kind of ironic from the Education Secretary...

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 WATCH: Education Secretary and Manchester City fan Lucy Powell:

"Can I just say to all those United fans who have been gloating all week - you're still crap and you know you are"

[Mitch @xMtch95]

been quiet about Pac passing, as it's still shocking and reminiscent of Eddie in '05.
This match is going to be MOTY, no doubt about it.

[Tony Khan @TonyKhan]

A Tribute to @BASTARDPAC
8/7c, TOMORROW
Wednesday Night #AEWDynamite
AEW World Champion @WillOspreay vs @KingRicochet
2 iconic rivals of late great legend PAC will fight 1-on-1 in honor of our fallen friend on Wednesday Night Dynamite’s PAC Tribute tomorrow! This one’s for Ben.

[Mitch @xMtch95]

Another wrong decision cost us.
Their first goal was a blatant foul on us, but what's new...

[utdreport @utdreport]

FT: #mufc 2-3 Brighton

What are your thoughts?

[Mitch @xMtch95]

only logical thing to do is take the points off of these cheats.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 OFFICIAL: Pro Ref confirm “an error of judgement” in Haaland’s goal — also informing Man United directly.

“Following the incident in the 60th minute of Sunday's Premier League fixture between Manchester United and Manchester City at Old Trafford, we can provide clarification regarding Erling Haaland’s awarded goal.

“The on-field decision was offside against Erling Haaland – that was checked by VAR and he was found to be in an onside position.

“In the same attack, it was established that Enzo Fernandez did not play the ball and therefore that makes any offside offence subjective, however, on this occasion, the VAR did not recognise the likely impact of his position and should have recommended an on-field review.

“Contact has been made with Manchester United this evening to acknowledge what we deem is an error of judgement. A review of the incident will take place.”

[Mitch @xMtch95]

This is just unreal corruption for a cheating team, but the ref is on City's paybook, so it doesn't surprise me 🤷🏽‍♂️

[utdreport @utdreport]

HOW IS THIS NOT AN OFFSIDE?

[Mitch @xMtch95]

@CallofDuty @CallofDuty
xMtch
MW4 Beta Stats

[Mitch @xMtch95]

crossing against a 5 back when we don't have a striker is genius Carrickball!

[Mitch @xMtch95]

i've never broken a bone.
this makes total sense...

[Nasty Poet @nxstypxet]

Acabo de enterarme de la teoría de "nunca me rompí un hueso"

Básicamente, dice que si nunca te has roto un hueso, no estabas destinado a sufrir físicamente en la vida, sino que estabas destinado a sufrir más emocional, mental y espiritualmente.

Adivinen quién nunca se ha roto un hueso.

[Mitch @xMtch95]

is this how far we've fallen?
Begging a purple patch player to come back to his boyhood club?
He wouldn't even be a third choice ST....

[Rio Ferdinand @rioferdy5]

📱 Welbs…. Ignore + come back home!
Champions League football next season in Manchester

[Mitch @xMtch95]

I see Ted Lasso is going to be involved in some way, so i'm buying it.

[VERSUS @vsrsus]

EA Sports has launched the cover for FC 27, teasing their open-world mode, The Grounds.

[Mitch @xMtch95]

Another shirt I'm buying

[VERSUS @vsrsus]

adidas and Juventus unveil their 26/27 away kit.

[Mitch @xMtch95]

No more half time show nonsense, unless Ted Lesso and Coach BEARD are on

[Mitch @xMtch95]

South Korea are Argentina
Italy are England

[Baskararayyan @Bskrayyan]

South Korea 2-1 Italy 🇰🇷💙

Son Heung-min makes a surprise! Italy was ahead first, but Korea rose, reversed the score, and won dramatically!

Red yellow card, VAR controversy, injury time full of tension... Tonight is really a thriller! ⚽️😱

[Mitch @xMtch95]

this just doesn't surprise me anymore.
Argentina have cheated their way through the whole tournament, and anyone that isn't a Messi fanboy can see the corruption...

[Error ArbitraI @ErrorArbitralTR]

🚨ESCÁNDALO MUNDIAL🚨

La UEFA ha confirmado que el “error de identidad” no le permite al VAR intervenir para que el árbitro le muestre una tarjeta amarilla al equipo contrario.

Es decir, NO VOLVEREMOS A VER lo que pasó con Émbolo en el Suiza - Argentina. Podemos confirmar, sin lugar a dudas, que el equipo de Messi ha sido BENEFICIADA por los árbitros en este Mundial.

No hay nada que discutir. Nada que apelar. La única forma de no ver la evidente corrupción es si seré ignorante o argentino, aunque muchas veces Dios castiga dos veces.

[Mitch @xMtch95]

looking back on last night;
No offside check for their first goal.
No foul awarded to Spence for their second goal.
Horrific subs for us.
5 fouls from Simeone, no booking.
Illegal punch to the back of Andersons head, no card.
Argentina are cheating scumbags.
Rigged tournament.

[Mitch @xMtch95]

God I hope Spain batter this corrupt country.

[Mitch @xMtch95]

The German playing Southgate ball has once again cost us.
Get. Him. Out.

[Mitch @xMtch95]

Another GK shirt I'll be buying!

[utdreport @utdreport]

#mufc’s 2026/27 away goalkeeper kit 🧤

📸 @KamilBerberler