Matt Davis

The key to succes is; work like you dont need the money, dance like nobody is watching, and love like you were never hurt.

[RedWave Press @RedWavePress]

Bill Maher: “Oh, big week for Kings… A weird week for Kings because King Charles of England was here. Spoke to Congress. Got a standing ovation from the people who were—used to be at the ‘No Kings’ rallies.”

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Gen Z looking at 500K houses, 50K cars and a degree that puts them 100K in debt for a job that pays 40K

[Tim Soret @timsoret]

As a European, I apologize to Americans for all the idiocy coming from our side.

You save your pilots no matter the cost.
You send humans to the moon.
You fight authoritarianism head-on.
It's truly inspiring.

We're on the wrong side of the moral equation.

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

when you deliberately didn't buy snacks to avoid snacking at night, but now it's night & there's no snacks

[MAGA Voice @MAGAVoice]

HOLY SH*T 🚨 Artemis II pilot Patriot Victor Glover dropped the 🎤 on a Reporter making it about skin Color

"One day we don’t have to talk about that first... it's about human history, humanity, NOT black history NOT women's history but human history"

I LOVE THIS ❤️

[Donut Operator 🍩 @DonutOperator]

Japanese bros keep posting about sausage gravy so here’s the easiest classic recipe.
It’s only 4 ingredients:
- country sausage
- flour
- milk
- pepper

Brown the sausage, don’t drain.
Pour flower over sausage and stir until grease is absorbed.
Pour milk over sausage.
Season with black pepper.
Cook for a couple minutes and add more milk until desired thickness.
Easy day.

[NyanChuu🔮🇯🇵🍭 @tanpukunokami]

Hey American friends!
Made this meme for y'all.
Spread it and make it a trend!

[VeBee🇺🇸✝️ @VeBo1991]

A M E N 🇺🇸💯

[Dr Strangetweet or How I Learned to Love the RT @lone_rides]

Brisket? Check

Ribs? Check

Pork, pulled and sliced? Check

Chicken? Check

Potato salad? Check

Wood for the bonfire? Check

One last question for my Japanese guests:

Y’all wanna shoot some guns while you’re here?

[Alyssa Hazel, Page Turner @AlysssaHazel]

Me, accepting the gift that is Japanese Twitter on my Timeline

[Angry Cops @AngryCops]

I mean, yeah. I don’t understand the no kings protest.

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

@chefjoseandres Ah yes the 2d amendment written for……. Hunting…… when the founding fathers said:

"A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed"

Clearly, they were concerned about deer.

[NYPD NEWS @NYPDnews]

Some heroes wear capes — Chief Aaron Edwards wears blue.

[illuminatibot @iluminatibot]

RFK Jr: "If you look at the clinical trial studies of the Pfizer vaccine… the people who got the vaccine had a 23% higher death rate."

Bill Maher: "But that could be the disease itself."

RFK Jr: "Then the vaccine doesn't work, does it?

[Penguins Jesus @PenguinsJesus]

There are people in this country who rooted against their own country and own team in this game.

The team who wanted to share their victory with the children of their teammate who was killed by a drunk driver.

Perspective.

[Stoolies Clubhouse 🏴‍☠️ @StooliesClub]

Dudes Rock! 🇺🇸

Just a man and his love for this country

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Anybody who has videos of Canada’s hopes and dreams being shattered feel free to send along

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 JUST IN: The US Men’s Hockey Team was given a WATER CANNON SALUTE by firefighters when their plane touched down in Miami

And then they were greeted by screaming fans in the terminal.

MUCH deserved. You made our country proud, guys! 🇺🇸

[Woody @woodyVSworld]

Me liking every tweet about USA beating Canada for a gold medal