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a living My Strange Addictions episode

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Like this tweet if you’re making poor life choices

[SheRatesDogs @SheRatesDogs]

“I could actually murder you anywhere so you might as well meet me at my home alone”

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@RapidFireFoxx Are we officially cancelling Foxx now?

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@RapidFireFoxx If I said this a year and a half ago you would have looked at me with disappointment..... look how the times have changed

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Me: asking friend innocently about
latest drama

Friends: pulls me in the middle of
said drama

Me:

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@pixxieliv @RapidFireFoxx I’m guessing this would be the closest we can get to playing an irl version of fallout 4

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@RapidFireFoxx 🙃🙃🙃🙃 https://t.co/NYz23V32mj

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@RapidFireFoxx If you wanna hang any time, just hit me up

[conntent mcnett @conner_mcnutt]

One time when I was delivering food this guys dog bit me so he tipped me $150. And thats gotta be the worst thing about not having a college degree cause you’ll start having thoughts like “I gotta get bit by more dogs”

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@pixxieliv Is this a question or a statement??

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This made my day!!! 😂😂😂

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Batman movies and then asked it to write a Batman movie of its own. Here is the first page.

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Joey is the only person I know that practices shotgunning beers by shotgunning sparkling water 😂

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(Roughest insult of the night)

“Ya, well you just have general poor posture” - Jonah

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@NatSchmidt_ How dare you talk to my liver like that, just liver alone!

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94% Vodka was never meant to be drank by humans.... what happened last night?

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@pixxieliv It gets worse the more you have 😖