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[nut @xPanicdOutx]

my ex’s instagram was how i figured out he was cheating on me and another person’s instagram was how i figured out a guy that hit on me was engaged, it’s a valid question in today’s dating scene honestly

[Professional Asshole @Passhole69]

What type of dumb fucking question is this man

[nut @xPanicdOutx]

when i came back after my mom unexpectedly passed and explained that i might not be 100% with it yet, my manager very proudly told me that she worked the same day she found out her grandparent died… she had just come back from visiting her mom for a month :)

[ri @liliesandriri]

so petty i've made a list to say the same things to the same people when they lose their parents/any loved ones and see how they react

[nut @xPanicdOutx]

the audacity to treat me like a queen and have crazy chemistry with me!? genuinely cannot go back to the apps atp because no way anyone will be better than that 😭

[nut @xPanicdOutx]

how does a two week talking stage completely fuck up my perception of dating 🫩

[nut @xPanicdOutx]

@milanidietpills @Benhaskell7 @yayfor1a @_jeweliet i think it’s actually just because you need to specify the danger since they won’t understand what to be careful of 😭

[nut @xPanicdOutx]

@aethwer we always get my mom a cake and sing happy birthday even though she’s no longer with us, just because she isn’t here doesn’t mean you can’t celebrate her!

[nut @xPanicdOutx]

@TrevorGayworth @prophethusband this would kill me actually, my nephew farted next to my mom’s casket and i laughed so hard

[nut @xPanicdOutx]

@engagedcitize10 @Houst0ned @oakleypokey1234 @GravyGG @notjasond100 @aesthetefuckery so you’re saying that.. your parents supported you as an adult?

[nut @xPanicdOutx]

why didn’t any of them inherit his baldness

[2𐋄𐌔𐌀𐌌 @KachySZN]

All four of Aang’s grandchildren have different eye colors, representing each of the four elements. The order they were born in follows the Avatar cycle.

Jinora (Fire), Ikki (Air), Meelo (Water) & Rohan (Earth)

[nut @xPanicdOutx]

@ConeRBLX the invite to your discord is invalid and the caretakers in childhoods are bugged PLEASE!!!!!! my caretaker let my freakazoid starve </3

[irene @btw5leepy]

real love isnt when she goes bot and matches skins with you, its when your duo blames the randoms when you go 0/5.

[nut @xPanicdOutx]

this is how i found out i Really Hated the farmer’s market

[▸ ron ! @cl0wntism]

people without autism look u dead in ur eyes and be like "let's go to the bright lights and loud noises place. with thousands of people there"

[nut @xPanicdOutx]

@sakiluvasanyuri @Morningbird_Asa i assume they’re referring to the Jordanian Dinar, which for context a normal month’s pay in Jordan might look like 400-600 JD or 560-850 USD so the prices are adjusted to that country’s annual income

[nut @xPanicdOutx]

and when they die, the portion of their life you weren’t around for becomes lost media

[Ciroc Obama @frogg_gurl]

It sucks that you only get to know what your parents were like for part of their lives

[nut @xPanicdOutx]

i hate men so much wdym you want to “conquer” me why would you say that to someone and why do you think i would even want to continue talking to you after you said it!?

[nut @xPanicdOutx]

i got something similar to this for my ex’s mom and she loved it + regardless of her son and i’s relationship, i will never regret it 🥹

[mariah 🦋 @alltooriah]

celebrating my mother-in-law’s 70th bday today & i’m sOoOoOoOo excited to give her her gift :’) it’s a necklace with her, her husband’s + her children’s birthstones 💎

[nut @xPanicdOutx]

rainbow dash and applejack my beloved 🫶

[Lu 🌈🍎 @applechordd]

The fact that Mlp:Fim has THREE canon lesbian couples makes me very happy

[nut @xPanicdOutx]

me and my girlies ((i love them more than anything in the world)) 🔥

[nut @xPanicdOutx]

#ihatecheaters #ilovemylife