J.D. Jones

A Danton adrift in an ocean of Robespierres.

Is before Ought. Description before Prescription. Contextualization before Denunciation.

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@joncoopertweets Preventing the collapse of the Weimar Republic.

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@TheCinesthetic For me, it's Jack Lemmon in "Missing" (1982).

It's not the very best film that he ever starred in (though it's very good). But what he is asked to do with that character, and how he does it, is the pinnacle of screen acting.

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@BrainwaveTrivia Whatshisname from Jurassic Park. Let's just call him Jeff Goldblum.

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@KrisZellner Certainly a lot fewer women of all ages at today's wrestling shows, lol

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@C_3C_3 Why isn't he being prosecuted in any state courts then? Pardons mean nothing there.

I wonder if it's because this is conspiracy brain rot nonsense, and there's no evidence upon which any prosecution could be based?

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@mtaibbi Actually, Stalin's preference was for a mutual defense pact w/ France & the UK. When Stalin saw that they weren't negotiating in good faith (neither side trusted the other, for understandable reasons), he cynically switched to partnering with Germany.

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@NBA_NewYork @WrestlingIsKing I'm shocked--SHOCKED--that James Dolan is acting like an asshole.

[collapses onto fainting couch]

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@ATL_ien13 @nut_history *further limit

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@TheRewatchables Trenchant.

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@EmilyBellexx Might I suggest @GloryholeBabes and/or @real_Cumpsters ?

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@conor64 Spike can afford to have his own ring made, lol

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@mattyglesias The Knicks' previous 8 (EIGHT) 1st Rd picks before the Bridges trade had a cumulative VORP of -2.5. Bridges had a career VORP of +11.4 at that time. The trade is fine, it worked.

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@BillSimmons A bold take!

"Water--easily one of the wettest liquids that humans need of all time."

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@downbadcomment Counterpoint: he's a man, will be balls deep in the nanny in no time, 🤣🤣😉

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

What a dumbass.

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Favorite Film Per Decade

20s: Greed
30s: The 39 Steps
40s: The Third Man
50s: Tokyo Story
60s: Viridiana
70s: Star Wars
80s: Big Trouble In Little China
90s: Miller's Crossing
00s: Superbad
10s: Mad Max: Fury Road
20s: tbd

[KMS78 @kmstx78]

Favorite Film Per Decade

20s: The Phantom Carriage
30s: L’Atalante
40s: Casablanca
50s: The 400 Blows
60s: Rosemary’s Baby
70s: Taxi Driver
80s: The Thin Blue Line
90s: Boogie Nights
00s: Before Sunset
10s: Inside Llewyn Davis
20s: Tár

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@jessesingal My best attempt so far:

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@foodandphotos8 @jessesingal Well, if they play in an arena that requires a vaccination record...

[Keith Black Trudeau @Charlottean28]

Happy 50th anniversary to the most insane 19 seconds in the history of the NBA Finals:

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@SeanYoo I don't know what I have to do at this point, lol: