Deathstrike

Mommy - 30
Member of Cape Girardeau Roller Derby

[Deathstrike @xSamMoorex]

@Wario64 Because nobody wants the S, they want the X lol

[Deathstrike @xSamMoorex]

Omg..hilarious 😆

[Cape Girardeau Roller Derby @cgrollerderby]

Have you seen our roller derby merit badges? Check 'em out!

https://t.co/JjqhkytxCY

[Cape Girardeau Roller Derby @cgrollerderby]

Some derby reading for you this morning!

https://t.co/iDmelcwO9u

[Cape Girardeau Roller Derby @cgrollerderby]

We now have a Red Bubble store! We earn 20-30% of each sale directly to the team!

If you want a t-shirt, patch, or hat - we have those for sale from us directly!

If there is a design or product you would like to see let us know!!

https://t.co/V7EDVCsY8U

[Allie Larkin @AllieLarkin]

At the beginning of this decade I was like, “Leggings are not pants!” and now I’m all “Pants are a construct! Anything can be pants if you feel like they’re pants!” so don’t tell me I haven’t changed.

[Cape Girardeau Roller Derby @cgrollerderby]

Did you miss the action Saturday?
Catch up here with our awesome bout photos!!
Thank you again to MidState Mayhem Roller Derby!!
Photography by Jeffrey Scott Bazzell https://t.co/SzpfA7nLie

[Cape Girardeau Roller Derby @cgrollerderby]

Hey folks!
We need some help!
We need NSO’s (non-skating officials), referees, and other volunteers to help us put on the best Roller Derby Bout Southeast Missouri has ever seen!!
Message us here if you’re willing to help or want more information!

[Deathstrike @xSamMoorex]

@Julia4Sing YES! Lots of it apparently!

[Deathstrike @xSamMoorex]

The only way she would allow me to get ready this morning 😊 @ipsy #momlife #cutestbaby

[Deathstrike @xSamMoorex]

Apparently when you are 3, having your face wiped off is the equivalent of being waterboarded. Who knew?
#momlife

[Deathstrike @xSamMoorex]

Twitter. Apparently it's still a thing.

[Deathstrike @xSamMoorex]

My attempt at a #Totoro cake
#cakedecorating #StudioGhibli

[Deathstrike @xSamMoorex]

My princess and I didn't want to leave! We'll definitely be making this a yearly family stop. #stlrenfest #tradition

[Deathstrike @xSamMoorex]

Actually dressed up for day 2! #stlrenfest #renaissance

[Deathstrike @xSamMoorex]

Wish I could've grabbed a CD from this fellow! #stlrenfest #dulcimer

[Deathstrike @xSamMoorex]

Loved listening to all the different music. #stlrenfest

[Deathstrike @xSamMoorex]

Had such a blast at the renaissance faire. This dude was the shit! #stlrenfest #jacksparrow

[Deathstrike @xSamMoorex]

Nah. I just have moments of instantaneous claustrophobia and must immediately remove any articles of clothing causing said reaction
#nopants

[Deathstrike @xSamMoorex]

People randomly showing up at my apartment probably assume I have crazy sex a lot due to the clothes thrown sporadically in each room