Capn Kota

You know I can’t afford the medicine that feeds what I need.

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@LordDunlow Nihilism: It's what works

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Bro this guy is never getting invited back to present #Runefest

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YEAR OF THE FUCKING MOTH

[Like Moths to Flames @LMTF]

IF HEAVEN TURNS YOU AWAY

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Are Bring Me the Horizon the first band to say their new shit is their heaviest in a while and actually follow through? Holy shit Dehumanized is a banger

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AA made some demonic pact to get us 2021 and you can’t convince me otherwise at this point

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I’m fine with the flames going away but couldn’t we at LEAST fix the tri star?

[Mike Herndon @MikeHerndonSk1]

I mean… a very VERY clear upgrade if this is the helmet/logo.

(h/t @robbiegreen for the mock up helmet image)

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Just drove from Milan to Southaven for work, the worst part of the roads were somehow all in Jackson and literally the last mile between work and my hotel

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MARKED SAFE FROM HIRING MATT NAGY LFG

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

ESPN sources: Titans are working to finalize a deal to hire 49ers defensive coordinator Robert Saleh as their head coach. Saleh spent Monday in Tennessee with the Titans, and the two sides impressed each other enough to move forward together.

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Just lost a shiny Budew because it spawned 8 hours into hunting shiny Dratini 🙃 #PokemonLegendZA

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That @bordeauxyt video is turning prophetic

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

UCLA LEADS NO. 7 PENN STATE AT HALFTIME 😳

This is the first time the Bruins have led this season.

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Good night my sweet princes

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I think I have made the dumbest new landfall deck for standard but it’s working

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2 things I learned tonight: Bridgestone’s seats must be made for toddlers and Broadway on a Saturday night might be the worst place on Earth

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I know I’m about to be 30 because my new favorite hobby is mowing my yard and then sitting on my front porch in peace with some old country music and some beers enjoying the weather.

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Jags taking Sanders would be fucking hilarious

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At that point Cena should’ve turned tonight or have him lose and then turn out of desperation to show he can still go/can finally win number 17 but that is just sloppy and shitty, Travis Scott had no business being near the main event of fucking #WrestleMania41

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That was about the dumbest way we could’ve gotten to this finish, if that’s the best you can come up with Cody should’ve retained. #WrestleMania41

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If the Rock wasn’t even going to show up then what was the point on Cena siding with him when he had already won the chamber? #WrestleMania41

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Aftermath of that Claymore #WrestleMania

[MLB @MLB]

To celebrate the release of @MLBTheShow 25, we have some game codes to give away!

Repost and like for a chance to win. 🎮

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In response…
“Is this a Counterspell?”
“NO THIS IS PATRICK!”