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Indigo's #1 hero and also Martha Teach's #1 cannot-be-replaced-ever best friend. She/he/they. Kato 'stans' 'DNI'. #SloopyNation

[very cool champion @xShadowSalmonx]

I did this just for fun

[ʙᴜᴊᴜ @sham_exe]

when i was a kid i was hospitalized because my gameboy shut off in the middle of a gym leader battle on emerald and i got so mad that i took the batteries out and ate them

[very cool champion @xShadowSalmonx]

Saku is mad i missed his birthday but it's not my fault it's on another very important day

[very cool champion @xShadowSalmonx]

Happy April Fools! Hm? Oh yeah sorry the blood I'm covered in isn't part of the bit. It's also real, yeah

[very cool champion @xShadowSalmonx]

@Aste_ri_sm Mfmfmm (oh okay yeah my mouth is full of cool ancient artifacts)

[very cool champion @xShadowSalmonx]

[Leaving the museum]
Mmff fm mgngm? Mgngm mgfmfhhm mfmhm. Mgm mfmmhgm mgmf mff fm mfmfmmngmhg (translation: what do you mean? My mouth is certainly not full of ancient artifacts. Now, leave me be, i am heading to my home, and NOT to show passersby my swords and pottery)

[very cool champion @xShadowSalmonx]

Who up feeling the meat fall off they bones

[very cool champion @xShadowSalmonx]

Yeah whatever arrest me. I'll eat the jail cell

[grace ✗෴✗ @warmhheart]

He is Risen. and by He. haha well. lets justr say. my peanits

[very cool champion @xShadowSalmonx]

"It's 5am" "maybe you should go to sleep" "please stop trying to show me skateboard tricks im trying to sleep" "its 5am and i have work tomorrow"

[very cool champion @xShadowSalmonx]

This is still the real noctua by the way. Everything i say is canon. For example, im the best character in Forgotten Indigo. Boom, see? That's canon

[very cool champion @xShadowSalmonx]

@Aste_ri_sm Mgmfmfm, mfnshh? (translation: i dont know, are you a narc?)

[very cool champion @xShadowSalmonx]

Yeah im doing one of those relaxing colouring books to unwind. Which one is it? Umm well

[very cool champion @xShadowSalmonx]

Yes this sword is mine and not from a museum

[very cool champion @xShadowSalmonx]

And for my next trick, im going to eat a sword. Hm? No, i havent trained for this at all. Yes ill be okay

[very cool champion @xShadowSalmonx]

@TheHatman8 It is not her fault. It is imported from another country so it took a long time!

[very cool champion @xShadowSalmonx]

HE IS DELIVERED

[very cool champion @xShadowSalmonx]

I can afford him now. Thank you everyone for your help. He should be delivered soon.

[very cool champion @xShadowSalmonx]

Me: hmmm I worry about helping people and being a good person. What if I can't be there for everyone?
Freddy Fazbear: har har har har har har har har har har
Me: you're right. Thanks, Freddy

[very cool champion @xShadowSalmonx]

+ reincarnated into a shark so that I can eat that guy as revenge.

[very cool champion @xShadowSalmonx]

I hope in my next life I am a beautiful butterfly. I want to fly about the world and experience the beauty of it from the sky, all while flaunting my own beauty and grace. After I am killed at the hand of bug collectors and pinned to a board of butterflies, I hope I am next +