Uncle J

Socially awkward, sarcastic, smart ass, nerd who loves to laugh, and binges on music. #KCCO #ChiveNation #ChiveFam #Chivette #COChivette

[Uncle J @xThatOneChickx]

I want to win the @officialDannyT Machete Giveaway! There are 10+ ways to gain entries! Join Now: https://t.co/yYhYT88sAL #dannytrejo #machete #giveaway

[Uncle J @xThatOneChickx]

1876 12 Days of Christmas: Day 10 (The Summit Sunglasses) https://t.co/yrgTSyNNe0

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#givegood because coffee.

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Oh man, I just entered the @rockvillefest's #TIXTHESEASON VIP tickets giveaway. Who's going with me? #WelcomeToRockville #FingersCrossed https://t.co/bRyMuxyEya

[Uncle J @xThatOneChickx]

Jingle Bells would take an interesting turn if it were "slaying" instead of "sleighing."

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#Ihaveadream a dream of living in a world where taco trucks actually deliver to your home... #wherearemyMexiCANS #letsdothis

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Hunka Bacon Bourbon Love #BurgerOfTheDaySweeps

[Colorado Rockies @Rockies]

.@CarGo5 has been named the #Rockies nominee for the Roberto Clemente Award!

#VoteCarGo: https://t.co/9XDnAjH5qW

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Guys, want a girl to come over? Send pics of your fur babies, not dick pics. #puppiesnotpenises

[Uncle J @xThatOneChickx]

#DatingMe101: Questioning a Top Gun quote is enough to make me not want to sleep with you.

[Uncle J @xThatOneChickx]

Me: *starts to explain the dangers of shopping at Target. Stops.
"...never mind, you don't have a vagina."

[Uncle J @xThatOneChickx]

Unless you do laundry naked, it is never truly done...

*gets banned from laundromat

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Happy Valentine's weekend, everyone!

[Uncle J @xThatOneChickx]

@klugtallica a full fridge? I went grocery shopping yesterday.

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Me: *has dept. do workout to a song

Coworker: another one? How many verses are there?!

Me: well, there are like 10 rappers on this song...

[Uncle J @xThatOneChickx]

#MERICA

That is all.

[Uncle J @xThatOneChickx]

Holla pen, yo.

[Uncle J @xThatOneChickx]

It's okay. I laugh at my own jokes. #Tinder

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Pot holders, anyone? #singlelife