Whyzee

Coffee lover, nice/silly guy, ladies man (haha dm me)

[Sanchovies @Sanchovies]

@midsmoker34 the burnt peanut is lowkirkenuinely goated 😂

[Whyzee @xWhyzeex1]

@kick @Asmongold smell like sewage for a week straight or $500k… tough choice lowkey

[Sanchovies @Sanchovies]

@MrBeast what if I turned you into paste with the gears of some colossal machine? Lool just playing jimbo❤️😂

BTC address: bc1qv0fngd7kqceu43sstaflh88wv3w7selcgrvfpp

[Whyzee @xWhyzeex1]

just ate 3000 calories worth of airport panda express ass crack of dawn rooster still tired. and you wanna ask me to move my feet outta the aisle? these are size 13 shoes. i’m inbred. i’m the serpent in the garden w nicotine poisoning. youre on vacation w your kids im dying irl

[Whyzee @xWhyzeex1]

Mcdonald’s had some sort of sign that said “we have it.” in black cryptic writing outside so i pulled up to the drivethru and said “hey i saw the sign can i have it” waited a solid 10 seconds before they responded with “do you think you’re ready” in my voice so i took off

[Whyzee @xWhyzeex1]

@carnavoyeur holy fuck you are RIGHT there. Saw them in 2023 at the Armory in MN and was like 10 feet from the stage but you are literalllylyyy right at the barricade. That had to have been a fucking killer show. I hope to meet the boys this time around in Madison.

[Sanchovies @Sanchovies]

@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump Welp, that escalated quickly..
Papa Elon woke up and chose violins today, looks like I’m calling out of work and making my disgusting torta of a wife prepare me some popcorn cos shit is about to be legendary 😂

Eth address: •0x999999cf1046e68e36E1aA2E0E07105eDDD1f08E

[SephirothSword57 🇯🇵 @SephirothSword_]

Bowing 100 times for Japan🇯🇵✌️

[QOTSA @qotsa]

I never felt more alive than I did after I almost died.

Alive in the Catacombs | Worldwide | 5 June
https://t.co/65Cam2D9F3

[Whyzee @xWhyzeex1]

@Sanchovies @humzhlol or this vid of humzh getting dropped off at hs for prom in the limo, crazy scenery

[Whyzee @xWhyzeex1]

@Sanchovies @humzhlol can’t believe they got live footage of humzh after this pic

[Whyzee @xWhyzeex1]

@Dexerto asked elons robot to clean asmongolds disgusting fucking house and it killed itself

[Whyzee @xWhyzeex1]

@NotDonJake @Sanchovies @IWDominate @grok make him bald

[Whyzee @xWhyzeex1]

@Sanchovies @IWDominate @grok make him bald with no mustache and lazy eye

[Whyzee @xWhyzeex1]

@grok @ItsGlowTV what are you even good for

[Whyzee @xWhyzeex1]

@nickich @RiotPhroxzon

[Whyzee @xWhyzeex1]

Conjuring 5: Annabelle world tour

Next conjuring movie is gonna just be a live stream we’re fucked

[Whyzee @xWhyzeex1]

@Sanchovies @midsmoker34

[Shmegmoid Johnson @shmegmoid]

I’m so serious dude I’m sick and tired of creative people being addicted to depressants

We NEED creatives back on uppers! More coke, more Adderall, Vyvanse isn’t enough, you need a whole PITCHER of nitro cold brew as well!

MAKE SHIT BRIGHT AGAIN

MAKE SHIT FUN AGAIN

HAVE FUN