Mrs Smith

What has happened to the word leapt, written everywhere is leaped, but no-one says 'leaped' it's leapt.. bring back LEAPT...

[Mrs Smith @xWibblex]

I am calling @Tesco to reduce self-service checkouts and seriously increase staffed tills at your stores.

#TescoVeryLittleHelps

https://t.co/fwwRzFuNaM

[Mrs Smith @xWibblex]

FU ‘Under Armour’ if you can’t be bothered to do an advert for True English speakers!! Then you can rot.

[Mrs Smith @xWibblex]

#LNOTP EU berets at The Proms??? How truly sickening.

[Mrs Smith @xWibblex]

@BBCBreaking H&M we don’t care!!

[Mrs Smith @xWibblex]

@mrchrisaddison Fuck em! Fuck em all!!

[Mrs Smith @xWibblex]

@BoyGeorge Narh, they REALLY hate us but just want us to keep paying.

[Mrs Smith @xWibblex]

I am SOOOO sick and tired of coughing up HUGE wadges of cash for Eurovision with no inclusion, bring on the Commonwealth Song Contest.

[Tim Brannigan @tim_brannigan]

What the what?

[Jane Derrick @JaneDDDerrick]

Great to meet the fantastic volunteers from the Billingshurst & Southwater Police hub today. Honorary #heroeswithheadsets

[Mrs Smith @xWibblex]

Horrified that I’m having to watch more bloody crap from america on BBC’s autumn watch!!! Fall!! FFS #autumnwatch

[Mrs Smith @xWibblex]

@almurray Soooooo fab! Enjoy

[Mrs Smith @xWibblex]

Fantastic that Mexico beat Germany, its all down to me getting Germany in the works sweepstake! #Mexico #GermanyvsMexico #WorldCup18 #Worldcup2018Russia

[Mrs Smith @xWibblex]

@artwiculate When Aver went with age she was nothing special but when she ment business she was affirmation all the way.

[Mrs Smith @xWibblex]

@HashtagRoundup #QuickFavorPlease Give me a U, #QuickFavourPlease

[Mrs Smith @xWibblex]

@mrchrisaddison Lovely, whore, funny.

One way or the other I'll make 'em laugh.

[Mrs Smith @xWibblex]

Hahahaha forget everything! Australia's bare arse goes my vote!! #Eurovision

[Mrs Smith @xWibblex]

Is far left male or female?? #Eurovision

[Mrs Smith @xWibblex]

Bless her but I nodded off during Belgium's offering! She needed a split in her dress clearly! #Eurovision

[Mrs Smith @xWibblex]

Yodelling and phallic imagery from Romania! Good work!! #Eurovision