Caligula 😘😘

Poseidon h8ter. I'm the definition of beauty. "I still think I am the greatest." -Kanye West --Don't mess with me-- (Caroline H.)

[Caligula 😘😘 @xX_Calig_xX]

Totally killing it 😝
#dead

[Caligula 😘😘 @xX_Calig_xX]

So.Done.
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DONT IGNORE ME GUARDS!!!!! IM ABOUT TO DIE!!!!

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W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! GUARDS!!!!! THEY'RE TRYING TO KILL A GOD

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What's with the knife...

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What do you want? @romancivilian

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Nah, @RandomRomanPerson.... I don't feel like having the Gladiator Games anymore...I feel like changing it

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Didn't even get caught???

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I'm taking all of your stuff my boi

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Pfft Alexander the Great's tomb's guards have nothing on me lololol

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Ughhh...is it not normal for me to want a huge tornado or earthquake to happen right now? I just want a Natural Disaster to happen already

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All you people call yourself 'handsome.' But haha, have you seen me?! I'm the only handsome person.

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It failed...but someday, oh someday...I will kill you, Poseidon.....

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KEEP STABBING IT MY MEN...WE WILL GET HIM TO FIGHT US EVENTUALLY!!!

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POSEIDON YOU CANT HIDE FOREVERR

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MUST GATHER SEASHELLS

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STAB THE WATER

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Come out, come out wherever you are...we're just here for a little...'visit...'

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WE'RE ON OUR WAY TO THE OCEAN POSEIDON

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IM SERIOUS ILL GATHER MY ARMY