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Do you think @UseSwissNavy MAX SIZE Cream works? It's filled with Butea Superbea, which is supposed to plump your johnson more than just strokin'' it. What IS Vazogen Transdermal Gel, anyway? Try it, and you tell US!
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Things that make me mad - studio hears we shoot with two guys, hires them, and speed edits the scene to release it first.
Things that make me happy - our scene is better and people end up liking ours more.
#justsayin =P