Novice

Forever failing since day 1 ⚡ BTC handouts 🟰good karma. Sarcastic Bull.

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They say money doesn’t buy happiness. Good thing I don’t have either.

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The only liquidity I have left is my tears.

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Every gain I see online is my loss in disguise.

[Adam @Adam_Tehc]

If on-chain transactions were fireworks.

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I thought I was investing. Turns out I was crowdfunding.

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My staking rewards can’t even buy me coffee.

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My portfolio update is just a daily obituary.

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I trusted influencers. That’s the joke.

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@DiamondNutsGuy CDmooFf4BwcDpA1bTHNa2DQdgfbNgaQiqJwj8SgL5A96

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I know how to swim, but Liquidity pools drown me every time.

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I prayed for Lambo. I got a bus pass.

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My stop-loss is called bankruptcy.

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The market isn’t irrational. I am.

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The chart says down. My hopes say gone.

[naiive @naiivememe]

Just checked my crypto portfolio

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The blockchain is forever. So are my mistakes on it.

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@rami_hashimi More than you know. Haha.

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I mistook volatility for opportunity. Now I call it trauma.

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My coins aren’t mooning. They’re buried six feet under.