Allie 🦇

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[Allie 🦇 @x_amf]

i haven’t been so desperate to get away from a person since i stopped talking to my mother and I’m losing my ability to be nice slowly but surely 🙂

[Allie 🦇 @x_amf]

this office is about to witness a crash out like they’ve never seen. 😁😁

[Allie 🦇 @x_amf]

having a family is healing my inner child

[Allie 🦇 @x_amf]

and literally every one is the best conversation, if youre a waffle house person you just get it

[Allie 🦇 @x_amf]

it’s both comical and impressive how many social interactions my waffle house sweater brings me

[Allie 🦇 @x_amf]

i wish i could go back to this past weekend and never leave. i hate it here.

[Allie 🦇 @x_amf]

whoever is running the 1800contacts marketing deserves a raise

[Allie 🦇 @x_amf]

a full year later and i wish i could block her harder

[Allie 🦇 @x_amf]

blocked my mom on everything, AND made 2 appointments? i’m untouchable rn

[Allie 🦇 @x_amf]

the state of the world is the perfect breeding ground for new cults to come up 🥸

(this isn’t a suggestion i’m just callin it now)

[Allie 🦇 @x_amf]

also did y’all know the food in america is giving kids autism 💀

[Allie 🦇 @x_amf]

my favorite past time is listening to felícia’s grandma peddle the same shit felícia has been telling her for years, but since a undercover eugenicist said it now it’s true

[Allie 🦇 @x_amf]

thinking ab how i got too high before i got in the shower and started washing my hands with shampoo

[Allie 🦇 @x_amf]

i’m trying so hard to stay put together but this day is trying to b r e a k me.

[Allie 🦇 @x_amf]

what’s goin on w the planets that has people i haven’t spoken to in years comin out the woodwork?

[Allie 🦇 @x_amf]

idk if i’m gonna make it through today lmfao

[Allie 🦇 @x_amf]

i’m so tiiiired of being broke minutes after getting paid and having to choose between getting groceries and getting therapy lmfao

[Allie 🦇 @x_amf]

always introducing sadie to her new siblings but this time i got pictures 😌

[Allie 🦇 @x_amf]

whoever’s got the aux in the office has played beautiful girls by sean kingston three times in a row now

[Allie 🦇 @x_amf]

@beastybusted @succubusluut 😩🩷

[Allie 🦇 @x_amf]

i hate that i see signs in everything.