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Remember those who helped you when you were down and never forget those who kicked you when you were down.

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Chelsea going from Kai Havertz and Mason Mount to Christopher Nkunku and Nicolas Jackson is the biggest upgrade in football history.
#FootballWithDME

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I don't drink alcohol, but I can take a sip from Madison Beer.

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How is your TN internet?

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Clipse (Pusha T & No Malice) when Def Jam asked them to remove Kendrick Lamar from their album.

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This Cardi B and Stefon Diggs video will surely upset Offset.

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I won't harm her even though I wanna give her this hammer like Thor.

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Pep Guardiola was on Leo Messi's dick when Haaland won him a treble. Luis Enrique is better.

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J. Cole can't even win a poll on a J. Cole stan account. Kendrick Lamar is the GOAT. 🐐

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5 months of 2025 successfully wasted.

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Me coming back to TN after 10 mins with MTC cause we are in a toxic relationship.

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Everything is a joke until they smoke you in a joke and you'll be lying there lifeless leaving in regret.

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Jude Bellingham and Robert Lewandowski. Aura for Aura.

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My GOAT is finished 😭

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Cassper Nyovest 😂😂😂😂

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Japan is so clean even the water is clean during flood.

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Pusha T: "Pushin dope like Eazy E. I was Lil when I had the City on my back like Wayne. You can see the Bruce in my lines."

Lil Wayne: "I put the play in EA, I put rappers to sleep like PJs. Skipped the Maths class but it's in The Game the way Pi Jam Us."

Pick Your Poison.

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Maybe I can entertain the fact that Raphinha was robbed of UEFA Champions League Player of the Season. But saying Yamal was robbed of the UEFA Young Player of the Season is absurd.

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People laughed at Xavi when he said Dembele is a better dribbler than Messi.

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Jerusalema or Tsotsi

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Flat doggy isn't for people with Walvis Bay bodies.