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My Spirit animal is a Seeing Eye Dog that leads people into traffic for Sh*ts and giggles.

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I am a Chicago Cubs fan, but I live in the rocky mountains.
I want to challenge the Colorado @Rockies to actually improve, & help people.
So, I will give $10 per run, $100 per win to a local food bank. If they make the playoffs $1000.
So help some people, make me donate money.

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@bagsfan75_Tony doesn't matter, i'd rather eat nuclear waste than the potential mold in the bag on the lower shelf.

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@TacoBell has summed up their user experience the best with their latest usage of popular music.
the chorus starts "I'm not sick but I'm not well" i think that defines everyone the next morning.

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@OhHowByronic it's after 5, so no.

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@SkylerforNY well, that just means that the farmers that employ them, I don't i'm all mechanized, will just have to pay white folks more money to do those jobs

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@malleegirl57 sunk cost fallacy, they'll never admit it, even the latinos he deports illegally will still believe it was the right thing to do.

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well, time for us all to love Trump... or else.

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@rbisrb "post-birth abortion" is a school shooting.
hey republicans do believe in abortions being legal.

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Donald Trump tried to tell Baron about the birds and the bees, Baron told him about his wife and the gardener.

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Didn't Donald already vote by absentee like a month ago?
How in the fuck is he voting again today?!?!?!!?

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Trump says he isn't a Nazi, Anne Frankly he's offended by the comparison.

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@cturnbull1968 @JoeyMannarinoUS the Des Moines Register is one of the most accurate polls in the country, if it says Iowa is leaning to Kamala, take it as gospel.

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Truth of the day

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Meanwhile in PA.

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@kirawontmiss great way to turn off the lights early and watch TV.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

This is the ad that triggered Trump operative Charlie Kirk. It would be a real shame if it went viral

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@ghost_warrior34 the bears didn't really blow it, again coming from a commanders fan.
everyone can talk about that player wandering around on the last play, or the coaching, but the thing is it was entirely a coin toss really.
i celebrate the W, but the truth is it wasn't really a W.

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@TheUnvirgin prove god wrote the bible...
i want to see his publishing contract and the advance.

[FlyWithKamala @flywithkamala]

Two 49er NFL players.
Two political statements.
Black Lives Matter v. MAGA.
Only one is allowed by the NFL.

[Rita Powell @Rizabellepow]

Dems. I am begging you.

Make DC and Puerto Rico states.

Do it.