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Hey! what the hell man?

[PurplePie💜🔞 @XPurple_PieX]

glorp medias👽🍏
#deadlock

[PC Gamer @pcgamer]

Epic Games CEO Tim Sweeney argues banning Twitter over its ability to AI-generate pornographic images of minors is just 'gatekeepers' attempting to 'censor all of their political opponents' https://t.co/Rej8XShydW

[Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope]

Why would you ever post a video of yourself getting fried this badly 😭

[Dr Sheep Person Podge @noplaceforsheep]

In Australia, we don’t react with “thoughts & prayers” when there’s a massacre.

First thing our PM does is signal a tightening of gun laws.

So fuck off Americans, you’re still slaughtering your own children as they sit in school…

[Irishrygirl @irishrygirl]

SNAP’s fraud rate is less than 2%. Whereas the pentagon hasn’t passed a single audit and can’t account for over $3 trillion dollars. But fuck the starving kids. Am I right

[Second City Bureaucrat @CityBureaucrat]

Iconic.

The real symbol of American power stands tall in the background.

[Aaron Fritschner @Fritschner]

A few minutes ago in the House:

- Speaker Mike Johnson officially cancels votes next week, extending the House recess through a fourth week

- House Republicans block Democrats from passing a bill to pay the troops during the shutdown, ensuring they will miss paychecks next week

[Eric Feigl-Ding @DrEricDing]

Dear MAGA—guess who just got both the updated COVID vaccine and flu shots today? Your dear Leader Trump. Maybe you should get them too.

Sincerely, An Epidemiologist Who Told You Trump Would Get COVID Booster.

[surfin’ JUPI⋆.˚ ☾ 𓏲ּ𝄢 ˖ ݁♬⋆.˚ @fromkicatcher]

“why is it 90 degrees in october?” bc you can’t make your grocery list without using chatgpt.

[johnny🪿 @kudosdunce]

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT BATS HAVE INTRODUCED LANTERNFLIES INTO THEIR DIET AND IT’S HELPING CONTROL THE LANTERNFLY POPULATION AND SUPPORT THE BAT POPULATION THIS IS THE BEST NEWS I HAVE HEARD ALL YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lindsay 🙈🏳️‍🌈 @virtueemoir29]

Kamala: “This man is just squandering our reputation, left, right, and centre.”

Audience Member: “You would’ve walked up those steps! You would’ve walked up that escalator, girl!”

Kamala: *laughs*

“In my HEELS!!”

👠😭

[The Anarchist Turtle 🏴Ⓐ🔆🏳️‍⚧️ @anarchoboognish]

"BLVB" aside, choosing to specifically replace a tribute to Harvey Milk, a gay politician who was assassinated, with a homophobic podcaster who was assassinated is some crazy work

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

This fucking idiot just admitted the government was involved with the firing of Jimmy Kimmel.

This man is a supreme dumbass.

[Marlene Robertson🇨🇦 @marlene4719]

Trump says he will be looking into transgender mass shootings.

Since 2018 there were 4 transgender shooters out of a total of 4,193.

[Hasty @hastyttv]

THE CHRISTIANS WERE NOT KIDDING. THE RAPTOR IS REAL. ITS HERE. HELP

[Richard Hanania @RichardHanania]

Erika: Find Jesus. Forgive your enemies.

<crowd cheers>

Trump, following the widow, giving the keynote: No, I’m overruling Christianity, don’t forgive your enemies and hate them.

<crowd cheers>

What a perfect encapsulation of the entire MAGA movement.

[AB @AB84]

keep in mind a trans person did not even kill charlie kirk