Sophie Lowe

[Sophie Lowe @x_slowe]

@VirginAtlantic I have rung every 14 days for the last 7 weeks and just keep getting the same email saying it’s being processed

[Sophie Lowe @x_slowe]

@VirginAtlantic hey virgin, I’ve been waiting for a refund of £1450 for 7 weeks now. When will it be paid back? You keep saying 14 days but it’s been 50 days now

[Sophie Lowe @x_slowe]

@leorahyman Who is the better dancer l33hym

[Jono Read @jonoread]

Nothing more mesmerising than watching a flying wheelie bin

[Sophie Lowe @x_slowe]

@leorahyman Don’t worry ride 17th may. b okay x

[Sophie Lowe @x_slowe]

@leorahyman Muscle gal just say muscle x

[Ross Ulbricht @RealRossU]

I put Silk Road on the Tor network about 10 years ago.

I’ve been thinking about what was going through the mind of my 26-year-old self back then in 2011.

So much has changed… If only I could turn back time.

[CJ 🍒 @chelseaeliza__]

Why are Dad’s so dramatic, I borrowed his charger and forgot to put it back and now it’s been super glued into the wall

[Jenni 👽 @jennitilling_]

I have never needed a holiday more in my fucking life

[Sophie Lowe @x_slowe]

@leorahyman Not now we’ve got the dance mat

[official spuddz @officialspuddz]

Sainsbury has introduced the ‘little picker’ for extra safety precaution with customers

[Sophie Lowe @x_slowe]

I am a substantial meal Boris

[Sophie Lowe @x_slowe]

@leorahyman @EveningStandard Not in a lesbo way😏

[Hannah Wants @hannah_wants]

Laughter is medicine.

[I.Share @IAMNERDIShare]

I didn't go to work because a cat fell on my head and then a dog with shoes tried to do me justice.

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

I don't think we discuss enough how ABSOLUTELY INSANE it is that caterpillars turn into butterflies. This should literally be the leading story on the news every single night.