Xavier Guillaume

San Franciscan, RN, Cat Dad 🌈🧑🏻‍⚕️🐈

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@micethat @teexgames Probably an ESTJ. Common for an ESTJ to ask interview style questions on a date.

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This is hilarious. I was wondering why it smelled like rotten fish at work this morning.

https://t.co/HL1G3NIL9a

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Omg...

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Omg the white house has a game where you can deport people who cross the border..

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@juridicupop I mean if she wants it back she could always tattoo it on her face later.

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@DylanDyylas I stand with the trans community but I am still gonna watch it. I am a huge fan of the movie and books and I feel like this is going to be really good!

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https://t.co/0r9QWIibtx the irony

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@jaydotverse To be fair that hamburger looked pretty gross

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@Amerylainee Wouldn't you just put it in neutral and push the car out of the way? He just stood there like a derp.

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@SpiderMan The only downside tho was they made Frank Castle so PG...it was like they neutered him! 😡 oh well! What can you do? 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Dude! The casting choice in @SpiderMan was amazing! The chef from The Bear, the manager from Severance, and the girl from Stranger Things. Not to mention The Punisher, The Hulk, and Black Widow. What a fun movie!

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Watching The Punisher S2 and it is so much better than S1. Wow! Frank Castle is bad ass.

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San Francisco waterfront looks spooky at midnight...

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"You Were Meant for Me" was playing on the radio and my Gen Z coworker asked who it was. I told her @jeweljk and she said, she enjoyed listening to the oldies! ☠️ 😭

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Rewatching #Daredevil. When Frank Castle tries to kill a criminal, Daredevil stops him. Meanwhile Elektra is literally stabbing ninja in the eye and Matt doesn't bat an eye.

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@RpsAgainstTrump @grok Yeah definitely not true. The Nazis would kill communists.

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@james_xond No but I didn't take advanced biology specifically bc I didn't want to do that. I took Biology, Chemistry, and Physics. I also took psychology and sociology and I liked those way better than the hard science classes.

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@nexta_tv Poor kids. Maybe they are going to be afraid to use the restroom now bc that guy called the police on daddy. At least the manager had the empathy to apologize to them.

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Leonardo da Vinci invented the self supporting bridge in the 1400s. Here’s how it works:

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@Scott_Wiener He underestimated Iran. But he took out the people who wanted to assassinate him.