wolfdaughter

self-absorbed solipsist 🪩

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

What else is there to do besides study and practice virtue

[hot like piss🌱 @rockybiiitch]

First base: raw sex
Second base: telling you about my mental illness
Third base: a kiss in public
Fourth base: introducing you to my friends

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

it takes no courage to be evil, it’s actually a very cowardly act

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

sometimes a book is five stars because it's a masterpiece. sometimes it's five stars because it made my brain release dopamine. both are valid.

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[wolfdaughter @xabylini]

what do you mean an actual trillionaire exists???? such bullshit, being that rich should be fictional only, this is so disgusting

[ِ @anjoazl]

i know it is a privilege to feel things deeply, but what the fuck

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

purposely ignoring hints so people can be direct and communicate like adults.

[wolfdaughter @xabylini]

hay que dejar de publicar en las historias de instagram y comenzar a hablar con tus papas fachos, the call is coming from inside the house honey

[wolfdaughter @xabylini]

para cuando la suerte de los knicks se le transfiere a los mets???

[revenge mommy @pussyrifle]

Can’t believe the entirety of Stan Twitter discourse was explained in one tweet over a decade ago

[wolfdaughter @xabylini]

a veces lo único que uno necesita es tomarse un tinto maluco de greca en una esquina mientras mira los carros pasar

[Emily @writerofscratch]

Pope calls for a Butlerian Jihad and suddenly all the larpers who were begging for a new crusade are nowhere to be seen.

[Carbon Helium @CarbonHelium]

My woke take is that more films need actors who are uglier, older, and fatter and I’m not joking

[wolfdaughter @xabylini]

hola dios, yo NUNCA te pido nada así que porfa ojo con hacer que the strokes se presente el mismo que hayley en colombia, yo veré pues, picos amor

[non-insane automaton @steelydante]

sometimes an album ends with a track that feels like it’s designed to be the last song you ever hear and it’s like okay what am I supposed to do now except for just die I guess

[elena ♡ @lothalsjedi]

they need to give ppl the day off work for star wars day so we can watch star wars all day as god intended

[wolfdaughter @xabylini]

what if in bee colonies the "queen bee" is just the poor sucker that has to lay eggs forever and the rest of the bees feel bad for her and take care of her just out of pity?

[wolfdaughter @xabylini]

en cali no hay alcalde o qué?