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those who request for a mixture of soups at eatries, just get one kind, fool

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btw another set of people that need to be in mental hospitals are those that eat rice with forks

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@creebischoff i put the phone far away when i opened the second video, make them no nod me

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“madrid zone”

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🚨 OFFICIAL PORTUGAL XI VS UZBEKISTAN

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“peer pressure’s got nothing on me” but you dey take matcha and greek yoghurt

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@socetyhatesjay @swago_baby you no go dey here ke

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see as this one just come talk rubbish with him full chest

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@oluwatxsinn okay😂 wetin opay dy show u nah actually your gross transaction volume. for example, person press you 100k, u con press 95k give someone else, opay go record 195k for you whereas nah 5k dey your hand. 5m fit pass thru ur acct monthly & u no go get 50k for bank when month end😂😂

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@davestowe_ you dan lose o

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raphael leao.

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@FCBarcelona you dey try feel among?

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A gay guy I met at pride texted me saying I have him questioning his sexuality and he wants to take me on a date. My ego is sooooo huge rn

[Ojiako kenechukwu @Kecyy]

Crazy how you predicted your own death.

May God answer your prayers.

Amen❤️

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@bennufc_18 perfect gordon replacement imo, still an unrefined finisher but pace, 1v1 he checks all the boxes

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@dahlgren_linus @Fermina1or @NealGardner_ you’re still getting it wrong, he’s not a barça player yet cos he hasn’t signed his contracts, deals fall through (not that i’m hoping this does) i’m just trying to pass a message here; remember when chelsea “activated” olise’s RC but he joined bayern instead

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@dahlgren_linus @Fermina1or @NealGardner_ “he will be an official player this summer”
yeah you’re slow af cos you just implied he’s not an official pleyer yet meaning he’s on LOAN

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@dahlgren_linus @Fermina1or @NealGardner_ please with all due respect, do a simple google search next time before okay?

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@gnf_ogo wetin be this😭😭

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@Fermina1or @NealGardner_ what are you saying? the only thing connecting him to spain is his club and he’s even on loan

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@_TobyDaniels_ @Praise_Ffs 😭😭

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@AnshKumarSingh6 @BouafifNour laporta said we will bring back messi?

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@earthto_v you started the post with “1/2” where’s “2/2”?

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all of una dey laugh all these days, una no know say this girl don mad finish😭

[V. @earthto_v]

1/2
i remember the days where i don’t even have anything to eat, even garri
there are other days when im able to afford only one shawarma
but to the glory of no one other than myself, i am able to afford 3 shawarmas and one sparkling wine.
no help from parents, no help from any man
i did it all myself, with hard work and dedication, you can too💗