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midlife crisis at 25 | 🇵🇭 living in 🇮🇹 | ♋️Sun | ♎️ rising | ♉️ moon

[Uncle Kamau @ToniKamau10]

A baby staring at you and suddenly smiling feels like getting a five-star review from someone who cannot be bribed. This tiny human has zero social obligations and thought, “Yep, I like this face.” Absolutely undefeated endorsement.

[Pierre @Frenchmapleman]

And for the lady perhaps laying my full bodyweight down on her so her nervous system calms down

[Jay Alto @theJayAlto]

my life got significantly better when i stopped being an entitled little bitch and realised that anything i wanted in life was down to me

[lydia !! ☾⋆｡🕸 misses peter parker @dailyparkers]

the lashes, the blush…the DRESS

[𝓘𝓒𝓔 ❄︎ @be_like_ice]

I want my relationship so peaceful people think we boring. Whole time we nasty asf.

[Carrot Baskin, PhD @Misandryna]

I am never leaving Tiktok:
This good looking guy helped a blind girl at the train station and took a video. The comments have me rolling on the floor 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[red @VeneratedRED]

SO I JUST CALLED A COMPANY ASKING ABOUT IF THEY HAD ANY OPENINGS AND THEY THEN TRANSFERRED ME TO A LINE W THE CEO?????? AND HE SAID SEND OVER MY RESUME AND WORK EXPERIENCE????? YOU CAN JUST DO THAT???

[ً @artfuIchaos]

the best kind of kissing is when you’re fingering her while you kiss and watching her struggle to kiss you back

[ash @tripnf4ll]

i did it

[pop culture gal @allurequinn]

this photo would've had tumblr in a chokehold

[Danielle ✿ 🇬🇷 @DVSGains]

The gym is a personal date with yourself. Don’t cancel on you.

[Izhaan @Izhaasays]

we went from sept 1 to sept 22 in 10 mins, at this rate, new year’s is tomorrow

[. @UntoldbyTerry]

Bitch, I just hollered bc that’s exactly what they would do

[ღ @stfnigg]

Interstellar proves that the most terrifying thing in the universe isn't aliens..... it's time

[Catty @CatWomaniya]

Dua Lipa won at life because she can afford a healthy, dreamy, lavish lifestyle with money from her stellar career - a life feminism made possible for women.

HE won at life because she picked him.

[J.C. Carter show @CarterJahad]

That’s the most romantic fucking thing ever

[🤓 @abigaillj__]

“psychologically cucked by the past”

[Amina @yeahshewrites]

Not only is it an insane accomplishment, it’s also a modern one. It was never society’s plan for us to live AND sustain independently.

So pls cut yourself some slack, you’re beating historical odds women before us fought and died for!

[Respectful Memes @RespectfulMemes]

The whole time his strongest muscle was his heart